Reservists Set to Deploy for Europe NATO Mission Following New Biden Order
President Joe Biden has graciously allowed the Pentagon to tap into the vast reservoir of Reservists to tackle the ongoing situation in Ukraine. Taking a break from their intensive work schedules as retail clerks, insurance adjusters, and bartenders, the brave reservists are now set to embark on an all-expenses-paid European mission courtesy of Uncle Sam.
Forget about those pesky concerns like training, preparedness, or even the fact that these part-time heroes have jobs and lives to attend to. The illustrious leader has decided that shipping unseasoned troops across the globe to partake in what can only be described as a real-life game of Risk is a splendid idea. After all, who needs experienced soldiers when you can have enthusiastic amateurs who can’t quite remember where they stored their DD214’s?
One can almost hear the collective sighs of relief from military strategists worldwide. Finally, the inexplicably vast reserves of manpower that the United States boasts will be put to good use. Never mind that their responsibilities back home will be left to the capable hands of temp workers and unpaid interns. It’s a small price to pay for the noble cause of giving our weekend warriors a chance to taste combat.
Of course, the timing couldn’t be more impeccable. As the world watches the situation in Ukraine escalate, what better way to instill confidence than by sending in the cavalry of accountants and soccer moms? The Russians, notoriously intimidated by the sound of aggressive paper-pushing and slightly out-of-shape yelling, will surely use their critical thinking skills to recognize the futility of their endeavors.
Undoubtedly, this masterstroke decision was made after extensive consultations with top military experts, who tirelessly examined the complex geopolitical landscape. Rest assured that every detail was thoroughly considered, from whether these part-time heroes should bring their Segways or if they prefer utilizing rental scooters to traverse the treacherous European terrain.
Critics, of course, exist to spoil the fun. They dare question whether this decision is a distracting, politically motivated move that does little to address the underlying issues in the region. But let’s not get bogged down by these petty concerns. After all, it’s not every day you get to see weekend warriors donning their camo-print cargo shorts, all in the name of international diplomacy.
So, sit back, relax, and witness the triumph of bureaucratic brilliance as our weekend warriors take on the monumental task of solving the Ukraine crisis. Who knows, maybe they’ll even come back with a few stories to tell at the local VFW hall. It’s all just a game, isn’t it? Let’s just hope we don’t end up with Monopoly money as the only currency to fund this lighthearted adventures.
No reservists will ever go to europe/ukraine. They are being readied for the New Madrid Fault Rupture which is imminent (this year). Not one American soldier ready, reserve should die for a sick pedophile dictator!
Americans are tired of endless wars, always enriching the engorged pockets of the big chess players who actually control, killing and maiming the youth of our country and those of the so-called enemy, in the name of patriotism. The Russians only want to trade and do business, in cooperation with others, not to rule and spread hegemony (“Democracy”)by bullying and terror, as we have since the 1940s. We and our allies have lied to and cheated them for decades. We have backed them into a corner by expanding NATO dangerously near their biggest cities. Now Russia, with more and better modern weapons, including supersonic missles that can decimate our entire eastern seaboard in less than a half hour, expecting escalation, is poised to unleash global annihilation. Russia will never let others strike her with nukes before sending ALL her venom to destroy us, and the world. The ghoulish creeps controlling Biden could have prevented this in February, but chose not to. They can end this NOW, but even “Republican conservatives” are determined to poke the Russian bear for “as long as it takes”. This is Madness. It is bad for us, a waste for everybody, and will never help anyone, except of course the aforementioned big brinkmen who actually benefit. Watch Tucker Carlson, Scott Ritter, and Colonel Douglas MacGregor to get the truth, not the lying government media. Peace and Quiet to all. Charlie
I believe that this article discredits the Army Reserve and National Guard troops. Our reserve troops have never been more qualified and trained to participate in difficult and dangerous military operations. I recent years they have been used in Bosnia, Iraq, and Afghanistan.I’m not agreeing that they should be deployed to Europe at this time, but they are ready.
You are opposing the wrong issue. It is not what Joe did. It is who Joe and Kamala are. The contract is valid between the reservist and the Military. The military is not valid.
May I speak with you about: original jurisdiction found in the de jure Constitutional republican form of government as juxtaposed to the color of law incorporated governance that you are part of: the de facto United States of Washington District of Columbia the benevolent or malevolent form of martial law/Lieber code/FEMA being served up to their subdivisions such as the State of Oregon’s Salem oligarchy in the current social democrat era.
http://www.orsja.org We On Oregon implemented ex parte Milligan nullified martial law with our Civilian Court of record. Which in turn led us to our Grand Jury on Oregon as ARTICLE I Section 1 Oregon’s provisional de jure government. A government with an Article III one supreme Court claiming original jurisdiction found in Amendment VII lawfully and legally on Oregon in 2022. Accomplished by the Oregon Statewide Jural Assembly aka ARTICLE I Section 1. signed, sealed, stamped, witnessed with proof of service properly, then published http://www.orsja.org. These were acquiesced to by: USDOJ, USMS, FBI, USMC, State of Oregon aka STATE OF OREGON’s executive, legislative, judiciary, 36 sheriffs and 38 prosecutors, Provost Marshal and JAG; defaulted to many times over.