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There is a live feed of his show the Alex Jones show now just not using the Infowars name Where he is continuing It hasn’t missed a beat if you go to the Apple App Store and the Android App Store and search for AJN live you can download the new Alex Jones live app where you can still listen to his show Streamed live on your phone or you can just find and follow Alex Jones on Twitter X Where he still has four and a half million followers because despite the lawyers attempts to try to take his Personal account they failed and you can see there the live icon around his profile photo shows That he is live-streaming the show there on repeat 24-7 you may recall last year the Infowars studio was shut down the domain name went dark Alex was thrown out of the studio because the onion the Soterical news site that hasn’t been funny for 20 25 years Claimed to have won an auction to purchase the rights and all of the assets But then Alex is able to get an injunction because the auction was totally bogus And they actually weren’t the highest bidder for the assets and they still are trying to get the assets I think technically the assets including the Infowars trademark name is in some sort of a receivership and so they’re trying to license the name then for a couple years for Use then to relaunch Infowars as a satirical news site Sort of like the onion but under the Infowars name and since they couldn’t do it in Alex’s studio or on Infowars.com or using the Infowars social media accounts.
They decided to post their first Infowars Parody episode on the onions YouTube channel Which I’ll show you in a moment is the least funny Least entertaining piece of media you probably will ever see in your entire life So, of course, it’s being celebrated by the liberal media this from the Daily Beast Alex Jones Humiliated in first episode after learning in fours. Oh, well this we gotta see This is the new host of Infowars a supposed comedian named Tim Heidecker Who does the worst Alex Jones impression you’ll ever hear but I’m gonna sip from the blood of the forsaken This is real human blood.
You can find this at the Infowars store This is a human blood curated from the forsaken and the centers. All right, this is pure premium blood tested FDA Unapproved and this is just human blood Okay, yeah, that’s the fifth time you’ve mentioned that sir as part of my satanic ritual my I’m a servant to Satan and thank God I was able to get him and the Lord to sit down and come to their senses and get things back to before Before Satan was cast into hell This is what passes now for supposed comedy in the liberal media I know that you’re almost ready to die from cringe, but I’m sorry to say it gets even worse It’s giving me the power It’s like Sun Tzu said the victor in battle seeks battle only after the victory has been won And we will win we will conquer Infowars forever.
You are the info warrior Follow us info wars is a movement and you’re on it now. You’re on our ship Very sad, especially considering many years ago the onion actually used to do Cutting-edge comedy like this classic bit about the grabblers the author Christine Eckert is here to show us some exercises to reduce stress Hi, Chris. Hi Jim and Tracy. See the first thing we’re going to learn about is problem visualization It’s a simple method for reducing stress by assigning an image to represent your anxiety Okay The first thing I like to do is imagine my money related stress as the most disgusting terrifying creature I can think of I like to imagine an ugly greasy little creature with a hooked nose and oily black Oh, he is scary I call him the grabler because he’s a greedy little monster who wants to grabble up all my money Now close your eyes and picture the grabler.
Okay, there is all the problems your grabler is causing He invented interest rates like the ones on your credit card He’s taking the jobs because grablers only hire their own kind Now imagine the grabler slowly disintegrating like a pile of ashes blown away by a Purifying wind and now you’re in a peaceful metal full of lilies swaying in a gentle breeze Now this onion used to push the envelope regarding comedy, but now they literally have been censoring some of their old bits and Stories like this one which still remains on Twitter But the link to the actual article has been dumped down the memory hole to 404 gone Because well you just read that for yourself It’s a satirical commentary by someone about how they slapped a crying child and called him a little word The little n-word and he’s the bad guy Several of the big brand name comedians from Stephen Colbert and Howard Stern have tried to parody Alex Jones all of them Lame as hell.
Welcome back to brain fight Listen Listen people the liberals Want to tattoo Obama logos on to the skin of Christian babies, okay And it makes me want to fight fight with my fists. My blood is on fire. My heart is a volcano It’s time to throw a virgin in there Bone broth you eat the bone broth. It is so good. It’s loaded with vitamin R. Listen Jimmy I know you’re in New York right now for the annual Bilderberg meeting where the technocracy takes drugs in a temple and interfaces with the Palantir’s for planetary control of the interdimensional connection.
I know that right No, he’s in the town for something called the upfronts for ABC advertising event. That’s not true It’s the Bilderberg meeting. Listen, I cover this all in my new book Alex Jones exposes globalist Occults again, not only are these parodies not funny But even if they were there’s no way to actually top the real Alex Jones Don’t tell me that I’m a weirdo cuz I’m upset about this and I should only go get upset about my favorite football team Winning or losing. Listen, I know what tyranny means.
I know the bankers are putting poison in our food and water I know the bankers have stolen eight point five trillion. I know we’re under War Powers Act I know they’re hurting us. I know they’re carrying out new world order I know they stage those terror attacks you know what it’s like to go up to this and go out every day and go past the peer pressure and come out day one And say 9-11 was an inside job and lose most the radio stations. I was on you know It’s like to go to sleep every night knowing you work for a bunch of psychotic killers And you bastards are probably gonna end up killing me one day.
You know, it’s like knowing you’ve ruined my life You know what it’s like? You sons of **** are tired of your crap Regular viewers of my youtube channel now that I’ve been a regular listener and a regular guest of Alex Jones for over 20 years time flies. This is a photo of us in 2006 when we first met in Los Angeles at his 9-11 truth conference, which was Headlined by Charlie Sheen and he had me on the show again last week And I’ll post that video over on my locals page So just click the link down in the description below if you want to see that of course He’s not perfect.
Nobody is but when Alex Jones is firing on all eight cylinders The guy is a genius and has been so far ahead of the curve on so many issues Like the Bilderberg crew Bohemian Grove Jeffrey Epstein the endocrine disruptors causing the transgender Pandemic here he is. I don’t know the date of this, but this has got to be at least 15 years ago We was talking about the dangers and the effects of BPA by sphenol a in food packaging But the reason there’s so many gay people now is because it’s a chemical warfare operation I have the government documents where they said they’re going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals So that people don’t have children I even catch myself bob drinking out of these estrogen Mimicors, but they’ll probably say it if it’s lined with it inside the plastic packaging And they know that they have immersed us in this bob For those watching on prison planet TV.
Here’s the inside of this juice box And if you and if they zoom in anymore see that thin plastic it’s got it And i’m letting my children drink this Why because after you’re done drinking your little juices Well, you I mean you’re you’re ready to go out and have a baby You’re ready to put makeup on you’re ready to wear a short skirt. You’re ready to go. Uh, you know, uh Put together, uh, you know a garden of roses or something. You’re ready to put lipstick on look. I mean look at this And who could forget this famous rant? I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frigging frogs gay Do you understand that? So despite the info war studio and the domain name getting shut down and banned dot video Which was an archive of all of the shows and all the past episodes and clips Thankfully many fans have been saving and archiving clips on their own and they will continue to go viral for Eternity and like I said, you can still listen to alex jones over at alex jones live.com Or download the ajn live app from the app stores And if you want to support my work, then just buy me a coffee figuratively by clicking the link in the description below It’s a great way to tip your favorite content creator because youtube takes 30 off of the super thanks and super chats So buy me a coffee much better way So just click the link in the description below head out of there and check it out You
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