Saturday Night Live ROASTS Kamala and DANA CARVEY Returns as Joe Biden with Epic Impression | Mark Dice

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➡ Mark Dice talks about how the Kamala Harris campaign, despite raising a billion dollars, is not performing as expected, even becoming a subject of mockery on Saturday Night Live. The show, which has been criticized for not being as funny as it used to be, could face cancellation. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris’ lead in the polls has dwindled, with the race now at a deadlock. This is attributed to her recent interviews where she struggled to answer basic questions, and changes in party registration and voter demographics.

 

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The AstroTurf’s Kamala Harris campaign has turned out to be such an embarrassment that now, even Saturday Night Live, can’t help themselves from making fun of her. Here’s a skit where the candidates were playing Family Feud, and she was bragging about going on all of those podcasts recently, and then this happened. Yeah, and it’s working. My campaign has raised a billion dollars. Oh my lord! How are you not winning by a landslide? That’s a question I scream into my pillow every morning. Say it’s Nobody Wants You Saturday Night Live anymore, because it stopped being funny decades ago.

You may not be aware that for the last four years, they haven’t really made fun of old Joe or Kamala, despite, well, I guess it is low-hanging fruit in the comedy world. But it should have been a staple of the show on a regular basis. If they only would have been doing comedy like this, then they wouldn’t be on the verge of being cancelled. Dana Carvey, who left the show in 1993, even returned to portray the greatest impression of old Joe ever. Meanwhile, Bill Clinton was spotted in a McDonald’s, interacting with the average Democrat voter who was operating the cash register who confused him with Joe Biden.

So she recognizes if someone knows he’s some famous guy, former president. Are you Joe? She asked. But Slick Willy, not even Obama, can instill the confidence in Kamala that the Democrats need to try to push her over the finish line now in just a few weeks. This is a national head-to-head poll. Is that Vice President Kamala Harris had a five-point lead in our last poll taken a month ago, right after the debate. That lead has all but evaporated. Willy, take a look at this new head-to-head matchup, 48% to 48%. That is what we call a deadlocked race.

That is what we call the effects of her actually finally sitting down and doing some interviews and, well, failing to answer basic questions. Would you like to share some good news with us too, CNN? All right, so party ID nationally. You go to October, November of 2016, Democrats had a three-point advantage. You go four years ago, Democrats had a six-point advantage. Look at where we are today. Republicans with a one-point advantage. A very different picture, very much mirroring what we see in the party registration numbers in those key battleground states and Pennsylvania in particular. It actually just shows you too why Harris is doing what she’s trying to do.

She’s trying to moderate a little bit on these issues, trying to reach those very voters because the party registration is changing and the demographics of the voters are changing. Those are the people she needs to attract. The demographics are changing, meaning black people are leaving the Democrat plantation. Finally, here’s Democrat Congressman Jim Clyburn from South Carolina being asked about it. Your friend, Congresswoman Debbie Dingle, who you campaigned with in Michigan, says that the message she’s hearing from black men is, quote, Democrats take us for granted. Donald Trump talks to us directly. Are you concerned about black men voting for Trump or staying home? Well, thank you very much for having me.

Yes, I am concerned about black men staying home or voting for Trump. But my concerns don’t tend to keep me from being energetic about this campaign because I was in Michigan campaigning with Debbie. I am very energetic, excited about this campaign. And because Democrats always accuse Republicans of the exact thing that they themselves are guilty of, Kamala Face is on the campaign trail claiming that Donald Trump is in hiding. Well, if you watch clown news, MSNBC, you might think that because all they do is show her campaign rallies 24 seven and just complain about Donald Trump.

But here she is saying that he is running scared from her. And here’s the thing. Here’s the thing. It makes you wonder, it makes you wonder, why does his staff want him to hide away? One last question. One last question. Are they afraid that people will see that he is too weak and unstable to lead America? Is that what’s going on? I’m a strong black woman, yo. You got to admit that she actually is pretty good on the teleprompter. She has a whole team of expert speech writers and she is pretty eloquent reading off the teleprompter.

But when it freezes, that’s a whole other story. Thirty two. Today we got 32 days until the election. This clip is obviously a week and a half old. Now it’s 21 days, just so you know. And the teleprompter froze. So 32 days. 32 days. OK, we got some business to do. We got some business to do. All right. Thirty two days. And we know we know that you can’t even ad lib for five seconds until they get the teleprompter working again. Twenty one days, three weeks, guys, until the election. So buckle up and get ready because time is going to fly and things are going to start to get very intense here very soon.

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