Over the weekend Saturday Night Live was surprisingly funny for the first time in perhaps 25 years when host Shane Gillis returned who was hired as a cast member back in 2019 and then quickly fired after old racist and homophobic jokes surfaced and then he was brought on to host I think it was last year and brought on again this weekend and not only did they air some funny segments but they actually made some racist jokes. It’s about time someone helped make racist jokes great again besides me. In the segment some newscasters were reporting on the crime and several of the black anchors started getting very defensive when the crimes were being described out of concern that they were going to confirm many of the facts and statistical patterns regarding the black community.

Of course you’re not supposed to say things like this but I couldn’t care less so subscribe to my channel if you’re new here by the way. The suspects are believed to be four white. I’m sorry what’s going on? Oh uh nothing. Yeah just relieved that the police have uh quite identified the suspects. Exactly very white. Well it’s shaping up to be quite a busy week for local law enforcement as police deliver on their promise to crack down on the increasing drug traffic. I can’t show the whole segment because Saturday Night Live like many entertainment shows get very picky about showing too lengthy of their segments unlike segments from news shows which are a lot more lax when it comes to that kind of stuff.

Police are looking for looters huh? You hear that? These looters were spotted after wildfires devastated homes in Hunt Valley Township looters. Okay just read the story. That’s enough. Looks like they stole televisions, bikes. Who do you think that was? What color do you think that was? You millennials and zoomers who grew up in the woke politically correct liberal pathogen infested era really missed out on some of the greatest comedy in history back in the 1990s when racist jokes or jokes about race really to be more accurate were a common theme in comedy and pretty much everybody loved them.

If you can’t laugh at yourself then you don’t have a sense of humor and back then a lot of black comedians quitting Chris Rock would make fun of people in his own community for the problems that they were causing like this famous segment on his HBO show how to not get your bleep kicked by the police. Have you ever been face to face with a police officer and wondered is he about to kick my well wonder no more if you follow these easy tips you’ll be fine first obey the law laws were made for a reason think of them as hints you’ve heard people say man i wouldn’t do that if i was you well here’s some of that he then goes on to illustrate various kinds of behavior that we’ve seen from people like George Floyd and Michael hands up don’t shoot brown but sadly even Chris Rock went woke and distanced himself from some of his famous bits from the 1990s including this one who’s more racist black people or white people black people you know why we hate black people too everything white people don’t like about black people black people really don’t like about black people there’s some going on with black people right now it’s like a civil war going on with black people and there’s two sides it’s black people and there’s hey he said it not me i may do an entire video dedicated to testing grok which is Elon’s sort of chat gpt because he just updated it to grok 3.0 and unlike met his ai and google’s ai and chat gpt grok is fairly based as the kids say i asked it do black people commit 50% of the violent crime in the united states despite being only 13% of the population and it responded with yes based on available data from the fbi’s uniform crime reporting program and the bureau of justice statistics black individuals who make up approximately 13% of the US population are consistently reported to commit around 50% or more of violent crimes in the united states but be careful because certain hate watch organizations like the jewish adl and hate pedia whoever these people are have deemed 1350 to be a numeric white supremacist code word that they say perpetuates the racist myth about black crime meanwhile the liberal lunatics think that they’re going to stop donald trump and our magga 2.0 agenda by being funny which of course they haven’t been for the last well over eight years now good morning i have been reading up on ways to combat fascism no reason and there is so much evidence that humor and satire are like the number one way to combat it so okay authoritarians rely on people being afraid of their control and power there’s like this fake aura of seriousness and righteousness and strength of course she is projecting and describing everything that the liberal establishment is which is why none of their mainstream comedians have been funny for eight years because this is what passes off as supposed comedy here’s david kimmel the night after the election where he’s supposed to make everybody laugh but instead just goes on an anti-trump editorial terrible night last night it was a terrible night for women for children for the hundreds of thousands of of hard-working immigrants who make this country go um for health care for our climate for the climate change the tonight show on nbc wants a staple of american culture with johnny carston at the helm for decades and then jay Leno for i think 20 years has turned into this this is the woman who wrote the book white fragility which is obviously a cultural Marxist buzzword that’s designed to try to stop white people from standing up against the systemic anti-whitism that we’ve been experiencing for years now um your book white fragility uh why it’s so hard for white people to talk about racism this was this came out in 2018 yes and it’s been uh on the bestseller list ever since then it has yes and right now it is number one on all the lists i looked at and it’s also what i from what i read is sold out everywhere as well imagine doing this and calling this comedy this is like the ninth circle in the pit of hell but thankfully actual comedians are building sizable followings through the power of the internet like ryan long and danny polichuk and this get the support group for men whose wives are getting fat because we’re making fat jokes great again all right how we doing guys how’s your week wife’s still fat man mine put on a pew mine outweighs me now well we have a new member today his name is dom and his wife is getting fat hi my name’s dom and my wife’s getting fat how fat we talking brother pretty fat and i just saw this clip circulating on social media from john christ everybody on the internet is like acting like mother turrisa dude just like on the internet just like we stand with ukraine i go you don’t even have custody of your kids did who are you talking to pick up your kids from soccer practice then we’ll talk about foreign policy kevin we are living on stolen land i’m like you’re strolling your parents cell phone plan you’re on stolen minutes britney who are you talking to and while female comedians are very rarely actually funny because they belong in the kitchen instead of on the stage this one did have a pretty good joke about the islamization of europe i’m going through a breakup anybody else it’s sad we went to paris too this uh this summer and it was really romantic we we rode bikes we got baguettes you know and uh we even got matching uh what are the hats that they all wear the jobs the audience were saying berets i did not watch the oscars yesterday i didn’t even watch any of the clips there’s only so much libra media a man can take but i did see that a strip club cinderella story called anora won best picture of course because there’s nothing that the hollywood puppet masters loves more than degenerates i couldn’t even stomach skimming over the article but it looks like it’s basically pretty woman but instead of being a hooker the woman was a stripper i could be wrong it doesn’t matter i’m sure that the movie like virtually everything that hollywood puts out now is worthless something that’s fantastic and only five dollars a month however is a subscription to my locals page which is a private members only blog it’s owned by rumble it’s a free speech platform so i post some content some commentary some memes clips that i find that are a 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