Whoo! Whoa! It’s very tight back here. It’s easy to twist your bars too far and dump. I’m trying not to. Whoo! Come on, hopefully I got enough GoPro to make it back to the end of the beginning. Oh, what the… Seriously? I knew that’s what happened. The battery slid down because it’s too wet. It’s weird. I just said I hope I got enough GoPro battery. I hope I got enough GoPro battery to make it, and I accidentally pulled a plug on my headlight. Whoo, that got dark quick, didn’t it? Good thing I wasn’t in mid-air doing a kick out or a tabletop.

I’m just kidding, I can’t do that. Okay, this is out. I’m going right back in. Back where we started. The return. Here we go. We already did this once. There’s leaves and trees. Now at the end, I can’t follow that big arrow because it led me astray. Much like Satan and his minions try to do daily. Easy. So I’m easy. Easy like Sunday morning. Easy. Walking in the park just the other day, baby. Yeah, because the bike has been wet for several days, and because I just put a new battery on my headlamp, my headlight, it does have a tendency to slide back when wet.

That’s what unplugged it instantly. But usually I don’t ever have an issue. Run, rabbit run. Dig that hole, catch the sun. The whole time you’re riding, you can’t help but think that Bigfoot’s right behind you. That sign lied to me, like Kamala Harris, camel toe Harris. Whoo! That was awesome. Okay, last pass. It’s dark. Got the light on a little brighter, and I got my headlight on in case somehow I accidentally pull the plug on my main light like I did yesterday. Because that sucks. Headlamp is on medium. My helmet light is pretty much… Oh yeah, you can see it.

It’s pretty bright. Careful, dude. Those pedal strikes, man. When your pedal hits a rocker route, it can launch you. I don’t want to get launched. Okay, come out of that big, that big berm that I always do wrong. This is the downhill, going up. Whoo-hoo! Get that! If you get a chance, send it. Okay. Big berm is right here. Super wet. Didn’t make it again. Only these days I’m going to make that berm. Like a young spry. Okay, coming up. There’s 24. We’re on it. Alright, cool. I just heard a very strange sound. Okay, here we go.

Last call. Alright. Easy. Uno. Dos. Tres. Tres. Cuatro. Cinco. Pedal, pedal, pedal. Ooh! I just punched my twig and berries accidentally. Siete. Siete. I should probably stop doing jumps when I’m this far out at night alone. Get some, get some, get some. Whoo! Careful, because it’s slippery. Car seat. Careful, because it’s slippery. The mind of the things I missed. Okay, suck on this one. Every time. Okay. Easy. Easy. Whoo! Your end just slid nicely. I swear, I don’t have a gun. No, I don’t have a gun. Yep. When I swear, I don’t have a gun.

Alright, S turn. Crappy route. When I swear, that I don’t have a gun. No, I don’t have. Ooh, careful there, dum-dum. Wet tree roots. We’ll send your front tire sliding. Nobody wants that. Here it is. Back tire slipping. Tripping. Max’s tire’s losing griping. Okay. We almost outta here. Almost. Yep, it’s the last, it’s the last berm. On to the return. Okay, the return. Significantly darker now. Careful, easy. Easy. Okay. Nailed that again, but almost lost a knee. Okay, this goes around, around, over and down, over the little bridge and then up that left hand climb. Yep, little wooden bridge.

Straight up, left hand turn all the way. Go, go, go. Oh, my bad, it’s an S turn. I just noticed that. Easy. Wet leaves on a ledge. Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Cutting it awfully close. In the dark, you realize how much tighter the trail actually is. All right, that’s that. [tr:trw].

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