➡ Dan from iAllegedly is excited about the opportunity to drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, a 27-foot vehicle used for promotional purposes. He believes he could introduce the brand to new audiences, including women and older people who don’t typically eat hot dogs. He’s willing to travel across the country, attend events, and even forgo the salary for the experience. He also mentions a sponsor, Private Internet Access, and encourages viewers to sign up for a Christmas Holiday Card List.
➡ The speaker discusses the current economic situation, highlighting the closure of Party City and the financial struggles people are facing. They also mention the importance of cybersecurity, citing recent data breaches at S.R.P. Credit Union and Flagstar Bank. The speaker advises living frugally and protecting personal data. They also touch on local crime, the use of AI in Arizona’s education system, and a fine imposed on H&M for not returning unused gift card balances to the state.

Hey, it’s Dan! Welcome back to iAllegedly. And I have a fantastic one for you today because the world’s greatest job ever has become available and I am putting my hat in the ring to get that job. Okay? Hit the like button, subscribe to the channel. Today we have a sponsor, Private Internet Access, but let’s get right into it. The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is looking for six people to drive that 27-foot beauty around the country and I want to apply for that. Oh my gosh, I’m your guy. You wouldn’t believe. Think about this. I live by the beach.

I would take it to Dog Beach, first of all, with Rosie and her friends Dixie and Bijou. So we would introduce the Wienermobile to a whole new class of people. Oh my god, this would be the greatest thing ever. Okay? Now the Wienermobile has been around for 37 years, guys, and they hire people to drive the Wienermobile around and represent Oscar Mayer. Doesn’t that sound fantastic? First thing I would do is I would troll every single Costco with a bullhorn and I would tell them how do you really want to eat that when you could eat Oscar Mayer hot dogs? But I am telling you, they have a game plan, a marketing plan, and I’m like, oh my god, this is for real.

So I’m putting my hat in the ring as an older gentleman. First of all, the salary is $35,600. You can keep it. I’ll donate that to hot dog education, okay? You have to be social media savvy. Hello, okay? What do you need, okay? You need to be able to introduce the hot dog world to a different audience. Now think about this. Kids and men basically eat hot dogs. I would introduce this to a whole new class of women. All you executives at Oscar Mayer’s that are out there, think about this. Your irresponsible aunt, she needs to be introduced to the Wiener mobile.

So I would take this thing and I would drive it around the country and there’s so much that you could do with this. Now here’s what’s crazy. Oscar Mayer last year had the Wiener mobile driving all over the place and they would have Wiener weddings, okay? Hello. Doesn’t that sound fantastic? You know where they did this in Vegas? Oh my gosh. I go to Vegas a lot. We could have Wiener weddings. I used to run an event company, guys. I am an expert at this. We could introduce the Wiener mobile to an entirely new group of people.

I mean it would be fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. So they had cakes that were made out of hot dogs. Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable. So, you know, a good driving record. Rarely drank. I would introduce it to women that did drink a lot though. I mean I would do that because I mean this thing would just be the people that you would attract with this thing would be insane, okay? Would take it to an angel game. I would drive the 20 states. Now, my agent loved the idea because he wants to do this thing where in the world is Dan and now the thing would be where in the world is Dan’s Wiener.

So we’re going to do that. Where in the world is Dan’s Wiener. So take the Wiener mobile around to 20 states. I’ll take the per diem, the daily fee. They’re going to pay money for you to eat, okay? I’ll take that, okay? And put you up in hotels, which would be exciting, okay? Because we would have a very good time with that. But you can keep the salary, okay? So does this sound amazing or what? Think of the places that you could take the Wiener mobile to, okay? I mean, I’m serious, guys. This could be the greatest job ever, ever, ever, ever.

Do you like to make puns about Wiener’s? Yeah, I do. Just made 15 of them right there, okay? Again, an older audience that doesn’t eat hot dogs, I’m going to introduce it to them. We have hot dogs in Chardonnay, Rosé all day. Oh my God, these women would be clamoring for that. Come on. It’d be fun, okay? How do you like your dog? How do you like your Wiener? You know what I mean? Oh my God. I want this job, guys. These people are called hot doggers. And I’m serious, I studied up on this.

I read a lot about this. Again, they hire children. Big mistake. You need to hire an adult who knows how to market, who could make this thing fun and have people come out. Oh my God, Dan’s big Wiener’s here, okay? It would be great. It would be the absolute greatest thing ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. And I would promote Oscar Meyer to no end, okay? So consider this throwing my hat into the ring. And I want to know what you guys think about this. Would you take this job? Wouldn’t that be fun? Think of all the car events that you could go to.

You could drive this thing to every car event and introduce the Wienermobile to an entirely different group of people. Okay? You could go to amusement parks. You could go to water parks when the weather gets warm. Plus, I live in California, so come January, man, people are going to start going and getting themselves in the water parks. So think about this. I want this job. I would be a hot dogger. I could be an elder statesman hot dogger. And I’m serious about this. I would totally take this job. Wouldn’t that be great? Because I’m sending it, I was texting out to different people last night, and they’re like, oh, yeah, I’d meet you in that.

So it would be awesome, okay? So Oscar Meyer, come on. Think of me, Dan and I allegedly, as an elder statesman ambassador for the hot dog, okay? Drive that Wienermobile all around. We would go to weddings. We would go and have just a great time with that thing. And I am dead serious. They are crazy with this, but I take Rosie with me. She’s really well trained. She’s fantastic. And she would go and we would drive around the Wienermobile and pick up her friends and have a good time. Let me know what you think, okay? Throw on my hat in the ring.

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This is tragic, guys. So there are no holiday parties, there’s no birthday parties, no kid parties. No. People don’t have the money right now to afford to go out and to pay for anything expensive. That’s why you need to eat hot dogs from Oscar Myers, okay? From the Wienermobile. Pass out those Wiener whistles. Oh my God, when do I start, okay? You know, could wear an Armani suit for you guys. I mean, I could really, we could do the dance on this thing, okay? So, hot dog training, okay? Four hot dogs. Maybe if they had that Wienermobile going around, Party City wouldn’t have gone out of business, you know? Because more people would be having parties and say, you know what, honey? Let’s get hot dogs for everybody.

Yeah, how about Oscar Meyer hot dogs? You know what? We’ll invite the Wienermobile over and have Dan come over. See how this would work out, guys? It’s going to sell itself, guys, like magic. But it’s tragic because, you know, again, Party City is done. The economy is done. People do not have the money right now. And what you’re seeing is you’re seeing, you can sit there and play games at the stock market. One day it’s down. One day it’s up a ton. The economy is broken right now. People are broken. People have no money. The people that come up to me in public at a woman at the post office this week and just said, we’ve completely altered our budget and it was the best thing we did for our peace of mind and for our happiness and we don’t squander money on anything that we don’t need, okay? So, you need to live that way right now, guys.

We’re going to uncertain times right now. And our fearless leaders, you know, some of them care about us. Most of them don’t. If you saw that budget nonsense that they’re trying to pass through right now. So, please, it’s sad on what’s going on. But when you have a store chain like that, that files for bankruptcy. Now, the worst thing was, think about this, Party City, about two months ago, it was about 50 days ago, they had a helium supplier that they bought so much helium from the supplier that they bought the helium company. The helium company filed for bankruptcy.

So, we knew the writing was on the wall for Party City and now the party’s over, okay? So, please, you know, let me know what else you think. There’s a lot more to cover. But again, you’ve got to live a more frugal life. You have to. Now, here’s a couple of stories whose timing could not be better. Think about this. S.R.P. Credit Union, which is a federal credit union. They just got hit with a cyber attack where 240,000 people’s personal information of the highest level. What does that mean? Are they high-level individuals because it’s a federal credit union? Or is it just their personal data with their name, address, you know, mother’s maiden name, social security number, phone number, everything that’s detrimental? That was compromised right now.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Well, at least they had the decency to admit it right now. But again, guys, get the VPN. Get it. I don’t worry about stuff like this. My data is safe. Constantly change your passwords. Do that. Now, another one that’s great that was in the news recently because they just wrote down $343 million worth of bad debt was Flagstar Financial. Flagstar Bank had a data breach in 2021 where we were dealing with other stuff and just said it was no big deal. Filed a form 10K and just got fined $3.5 million because they lied about it because a lot of people were affected by the data breach.

Guys, come on. You know, this is ridiculous. And again, if you have a bank that was compromised by this, go and ask questions. Demand answers. Demand to know what was done because what they’re going to do is, hey, listen. We were fined $3.5 million, but you get three months of free credit monitoring. Who cares? It’s like $12 a month, guys. It’s nothing. Oh, yeah. You know, I got a second trustee on my house I never knew about. You know what I mean? Come on, guys. Look at this stuff. Protect yourself today. But this is happening on a daily basis.

While you’re looking over here, okay, this stuff is happening. So let me know, guys. Anybody bank at Flagstar right now? I’m sorry. I really am. A few things to finish this video. First things first, there was a postal supervisor here in Costa Mesa, California. That’s the next city over, guys. She was arrested for stealing checks and gold coins and things of value out of the mail. One check was $118,000. She is suspected of stealing $281,000 worth of checks by themselves, plus the gold, plus everything else. There is a gated community called Orchard Hills here in the Irvine area, and eight houses got broken into behind the gated community at night.

Do you guys not have cameras? Some people had ring doorbells, but here’s the thing. You’ve got a guard in front of the place. How did these robbers get into the community? Who’s this person that needs to be interrogated now? I mean, crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. Two quick things to end this video. Think about this. The state of Arizona has just elected to have the curriculum taught by AI. So are teachers gone? Is that it in Arizona? Oh, no, no, no. They’re too busy right now to do a study plan for children for science, math, and reading.

Okay, okay. Thank you. Final, final story is there is a company called Card Compliant, and this has been a gripe of mine for a long time. When you have something like a refund or like, say, a deposit for an apartment and they cannot find you, that’s supposed to get sent to the state that you live in. And then you can go to Unclaimed Property and Collective. Well, there’s a great company called H&M, which you know, the store chain. They have kept millions of dollars in people’s gift cards that weren’t used. You know, let’s face it. You go get a $100 gift card at Christmas.

You spend $80. The $20 just sits there. Well, they kept that money. Kept it. Never sent it to the state. They just got fined in New York, $4.5 million. Thank God. Okay? So please, throw my hat in the ring for the Wienermobile. I really want to do that. Wave the salary and keep it. Okay? I will donate it for furthering hot dog education with irresponsible women my age. Sounds good. Please hit the like button. Please subscribe to the channel. And if you want to email me, it’s hello at iallegedly.com, and I cannot wait until I see Oscar Mayor write me.

Okay? I’ll see you soon. [tr:trw].

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