The funniest news over the weekend is that Disney’s Snow White, their long-awaited live-action remake of the 1937 classic cartoon, has been a complete failure and is on track to be the lowest Disney live-action remake in the studio’s history. It goes without saying that casting a brown girl as Snow White, whose skin is supposed to be as white as snow, who also happens to look like a dwarf was one of the dumbest mistakes that the studio could make. Snow White box-off is more sleepy than happy, a surprisingly clever title from the clown news network.

This from the New Yorker, Disney’s Snow White remake whistles but doesn’t work, loathed even before its release. The latest live-action version of an animated classic embodies many of the cynical moves of the remake racket. Many critics are sad that the race swap feminist remake didn’t work. Did the new Snow White change things for the better? Any remake of a nearly 90-year-old movie will need an update, but some of the adjustments were more successful than others. Probably should have just stuck to the original script, but instead this was the woke slop that Disney threw together.

No longer 1937. She’s not going to be saved by the prince. That’s sexist, of course. And she’s not going to be dreaming about true love. She’s dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be and the leader that her late father told her that she could be if she was fearless, fair, brave, and true. The original cartoon came out in 1937 and very evidently so. Um, there’s a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her. Weird. Weird. So we didn’t do that this time. I was scared of the original cartoon.

I think I watched it once and then I never picked it up again. The Disney executives must be thrilled with her promotional skills. The cartoon was made 85 years ago and therefore it’s extremely dated when it comes to the ideas of women being in roles of power. Would you like to tell us more about how Disney ruined this great classic? Yeah, I mean Snow White is the girl you remember, but she’s definitely made for the modern age and there’s such an emphasis on what it really means to be the fairest of them all.

And for Snow White, it’s coming to terms with finding herself and finding her inner voice and finding a sense of agency so that she can be a just ruler and a wonderful queen because there’s another one in town. Remember in the original cartoon, which was just a remake of an old brother’s grim fairy tale, the evil queen was jealous of how beautiful Snow White was. So in the remake, the evil queen is jealous that this thing is supposedly beautiful. While many of the woke critics in the usual Hollywood press are trying to prop up the film, it has a 44% rating on the tomato meter over at Rotten Tomatoes and a 2.1 star out of 10 over at IMDb.

But the best criticism by far comes from this AI generated song, which was created by some comments on the film’s trailer. I paid nothing to watch this trailer, but I already want my money back. Coming to a theater near you, me, is that a threat? They should have made Rachel’s CGI instead. Mark Brown and the seven Discord bots. The CGI looks much better when I turn my monitor off. Disney invites you and I must politely decline. I’m rooting for the poison apple, Wiselord, Farquaad, Snow White. This movie should come with a disclaimer. No dwarfs were harmed, but your childhood might be.

I haven’t seen something self-infloamed this hard since that Titan summary. Mirror mirror on the wall. As a German, I claim cultural appropriation. Mirror mirror on the wall. Snow White in the southern CGI abomination. Making the dwarfs look like a BS1 hacker. It was a bold choice. Rachel Sackler looks like a medieval squire boy. Marvel’s lost 237 million dollars. Snow White, hold my fear. Disney used to make people famous. Now it ends acting career. Mirror mirror on the wall. Why the seats are empty in cinema hall. Mirror mirror on the wall. What’s the biggest Disney flop of all? Well you get the point and this was the glorious end scene which thankfully somebody posted online in order to spoil it for those who would happen to be dumb enough to actually go and pay money to see this movie.

But will Disney get the message? No they won’t. Things are looking bright for them earlier this year when they announced that they were stepping back from some of their DEI efforts as President Trump takes power because they knew that they were going to get sued by the Trump Justice Department because they’re engaged in discrimination, anti-whitism like many most major corporations, but they still are committed to wokeness. This was just a few days ago. Disney will continue its prominent LGBTQ programming. They’re going to continue to partner with the human rights campaign and Orwellian LGBTQ extremist lobbying organization that puts out these reports complaining that there’s not enough.

LGBTQism everywhere. Disney investors voted down a proposal to back out of the human rights campaign corporate equality index. The vote was not close with only 1% of shareholders voting in favor of the proposal to back out so 99% of the Disney shareholders voted to stay with the wokeness. Now many of those are probably the big index fund holders like BlackRock and Vanguard who I think have the voting rights when they own the shares in those index funds even though index funds are a fantastic investment but don’t take investment advice from me but I think that’s the major downside of them.

Don’t quote me on this leave a comment below if that’s correct. Another leftist LGBTQ lobbying group GLAAD which used to stand for gays and lesbians against defamation but that’s not inclusive enough now so they just call themselves GLAAD and they’re trying to get away from their history of what that actually means. They have a report that comes out every year that complains that there aren’t enough LGBTQ characters in video games. They literally have teams of people who analyze and log the video game characters and then complain to the producers that there aren’t enough non-binary people and trans characters and gay and lesbian and bisexual characters in the games.

And Disney owns Marvel Entertainment, the Marvel Comics, all those characters and so they have a new series on Disney Plus called Iron Heart which is Iron Man but the Iron Man is a black woman. I don’t know the details but she’s probably a lesbian as well and look at that she’s making her own iron woman suit because she’s a strong black woman and she can do anything. And speaking of woke tards Rosie O’Donnell to her credit did leave the United States like she said she was going to and is only one of two celebrities to do so.

Her and Ellen DeGeneres who I think went to England. Rosie went to Ireland and she just appeared on an Ireland television show to complain about Donald Trump because she left halfway around the world but still can’t get him out of her head where he is rent free where she spewed this lonesy. But I question why the first time in American history a president has won every swing state. Because Americans are tired of the liberal lunatics and the Democrat party turning communist. And is also best friends and his largest donor was a man who owns and runs the internet.

So I would hope that that would be investigated. Elon Musk now owns the internet. It needs to be investigated she says oh please do because I can’t get enough hearing all of the reasons why the Democrats think that they lost the 2024 election. I’m Mark Dice thanks for watching subscribe to my channel for new here and give me a shout out on your social media feeds a link to the channel. Try to help it grow a little bit maybe we can get around the shadow banning that YouTube has placed here. So thanks again stay tuned and I will see you soon.

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