Over the weekend, purportedly, millions of morons hit the streets in cities across the country, in the ultimate astroturf protest funded by the George Soros types. I haven’t looked into who exactly was orchestrating or funding this, but this is definitely not an organic protest. The No Kings protests. Because these people are so out of touch and insane, they think that Donald Trump is a king because he is deporting criminal illegal aliens. I guess all illegal aliens obviously are criminals, but the ones who commit other crimes other than breaking in and invading our country.

These protests were extremely popular because we live in a country filled with ignorance and gullible fools who will do whatever the mainstream media and their celebrity gods tell them to. And Bernie Sanders even hit the streets to talk to tens of them. Earlier, he took to Twitter to applaud the supposed patriots who will be participating, as he will, in the No Kings rallies across the country, adding that Americans believe in freedom, not authoritarianism. Well, that is true, which is why Democrats really shouldn’t qualify as Americans, equating the rallies with the Revolutionary War saying in 1776, brave Americans took on and defeated the most powerful death spot in the world in 2025.

We’ll do the same! Let’s take a look at some of the brave soldiers who hit the streets for this new cause. The sign up there, by the way, says Trump induced anxiety help five cents, or maybe it was 25 cents, but then they put a little sign over it that says, free in desperate times. There’s a woman there with a little puppet of Donald Trump so people can get out their frustrations by yelling at it. Oh, no, no, no, don’t, bad boy, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, no. They also brought a Trump pinata for the children to hit, encouraging the younger generation to engage in the same kinds of political violence that the left commonly uses, which is really the core of their doctrine these days.

Since the teenagers and young adults were too busy playing video games or scrolling on their phones, they recruited from local retirement homes, as you can see. The mainstream media didn’t just help hype up these events, they also helped them fundraise for it, CBS News, posting that the No King’s Day merch is for sale on Amazon, Teemu, and other e-commerce sites. Let’s have a listen to one of the protesters so we can try to figure out why in the world they would waste their weekend like this. I just, I just, I’m just so scared.

I’m 74 years old. I’m worried about everything and I just, I just, I just am so scared and I’m sad and I don’t, and I don’t understand what people did and voted for this person. She doesn’t understand why people voted for this person. Well, that’s what happens, lady, when you watch CNN or MSNBC all day. But I’m really glad that they did this because with late night comedy shows going woke in the Trump era, we need something to provide us with a good laugh. You are the community to this president’s chaos and together we build a future of opportunity and justice for all hope over fear, aspiration over anger, the promise of America for each and every American.

That is what we are fighting for today. But illegal aliens aren’t Americans, they’re criminals. And even for the ones who end up immigrants that come here and end up getting jobs, there’s still a drag on the system. They are a net loss for the country because the supposed contributions that they make in the workforce and in taxes, the legal ones who pay taxes still doesn’t offset the amount of US taxpayer money that has to go to pay for them, to house them, to close them, to feed them, to give them health insurance and take care of their children, to educate their children.

Literally, they are a net loss. For years, New York City has been wasting $300 of taxpayer money per night to house the migrants in hotel rooms. 20% of the hotels in New York City under the Obama administration housed illegal aliens that were being supplemented by US taxpayer money. That’s $9,000 a month. That’s a mortgage on a million dollar house, which of course raises the cost of hotel rooms throughout the entire city for tourists. Over 14,000 hotel rooms were being used to house the criminal invaders. Of course, the biggest libtards in Hollywood joined the protests, Mark Ruffalo, Jimmy Kimmel, Gracie Abrams, whoever the hell that is, Kerry Washington, and more stars participating.

Alyssa Milano, best known for her 15 minutes of fame in a sitcom like 35 years ago now whose only hobby is posting TikToks whining about President Trump had this to say. It feels like the country is dying. At least that’s how it feels for me. I don’t know how it feels for you. It feels great. I’m very hopeful. Thank you for asking. For me, it feels like my country is dying. And it’s hard to know what to do with that. Well, hopping on TikTok and crying about it is probably the last thing that you should do, but thank you.

And you’ve probably seen the quality of AI memes has jumped an order of magnitude really just over the last few months now giving us quality content like this. There are real problems going on right now in all of the, let’s just call them the theater kids, the Karl Marx theater troupe, otherwise known as the political left. All they can do is pull little PR stunts while the country burns. Anyway, happy no King’s Day to the haters and the losers, plenty of losers out there today with the weirdest bodies you’ve ever seen in your entire life.

My goodness, mashed potatoes, total mashed potato bodies. They’re built like garbage bags full of expired cheese, flaming hot Cheetos and mashed potatoes. It’s true. That was created by Maverick Alexander over on Twitter on X who has really been making some of the best content of the year. Also, knocking this one out of the park. The no King’s protests. They were a total success. Of course we planned them. Oh my God. It was a bet that I had with President Trump. He said we could never get the fat uggos of the country to walk around and get some fresh air.

But I said to him, I said, President Trump, these people might be fat, disgusting, weirdos. We shouldn’t give up on them completely. Plus they’re in PC. So if we do this through the correct channels, those juicy whales will show up without asking questions. Check fucking 8 theorem. Here’s another one. This is total AI generated from one of the services like VO3. If you missed my previous video, not that long ago about the rapid advancement of deep fakes. Just check this one out. Ma’am, why are you out here today? I don’t have a dad and never had a husband or kids.

So no one gave me chores and here I am. There you go. Sir, what are you hoping to get out of this protest? Some brown love and I hate Trump or something. Well, that’s a perspective. The protests coincided with a military parade in Washington, DC to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the US Army. But the morons who hit the streets with the help of the fake news industrial complex thought that the big military parade was to celebrate President Trump’s birthday because that’s what happens over there in North Korea. Don’t even get me started again on the latest conflict in the Middle East between Israel and Iran.

Check my previous video on that if you missed it. Here’s what billionaire hedge fund manager Bill Aikman said posting that the parade was great. Our military is incredible. And now Israel needs our help to destroy Iran’s nuclear threat to the world. Blah, blah, blah. Let’s go and get involved in more of Israel’s problems. We should not let this opportunity pass, he says, but Israel does not have the equipment and armaments to complete the job. We do. And it does not require boots on the crowd. Oh, he was a military expert, this billionaire hedge fund manager.

The war Israel has been fighting has been on behalf of us all. Let’s help them finish the job. Sorry, Bill, but I don’t want any more of my tax dollars being wasted on problems in foreign countries. You, on the other hand, with your plenty of billions of dollars, can make a gigantic donation to Israel if you want. But you’re not allowed to disagree with the foreign policy decisions of the neocons when it comes to a certain little country over there in the Middle East. Otherwise, a certain group of people will say that you’re encouraging violence against them.

Look, if you demonize the Jewish people or the Jewish state. Let me just stop you there. I’m not demonizing anybody, sir. I just don’t want anything to do with any of your problems that are occurring halfway around the world, especially regarding an ethnic land dispute that’s been happening for over 70 years. If you make these wild accusations, if you traffic in conspiracies, you create the conditions for violence. It starts with words. Oh, you mean like when Black Lives Matter engages in conspiracy theories against white people? Keeping them down with their imaginary systemic white supremacy.

Like the conspiracy theories that President Trump is a king and a dictator and the reincarnation of Hitler. Those kinds of conspiracies? We all know those ideas are created, encouraged, and perpetuated by the entire liberal media industrial complex. I’m Mark Dice. Thanks for watching. Subscribe to my channel for new here and check back on a regular basis. And if you want to sponsor my work, join my Locos community by clicking the link in the description below for $5 a month. It’s a private blog where I just post random thoughts, some clips of videos, some memes that are a little bit too spicy to be showing here on YouTube or posting on other platforms.

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