Hi, this is IAllegedly. Welcome back. I love these videos like this. This is one of those compilation videos of a bunch of crazy stories of just lunacy going on in the world right now. And they kind of build up a little bit. But lately we’ve had a bunch of these. So, please hit the like button. Please don’t forget to subscribe to the channel. And if you’re on the email list, make sure you check out my email because one just went out and you don’t want to miss it. Seth wrote me and said, enough is enough. You need to get rid of the line, I’ve got a good one for you today because all you do is talk about terrible things and the end of the world and gloom and doom.

So, as I was kicking his mom out this morning, I gave her coffee before I made Rosie and I breakfast and sent her packing. I had showed her Seth’s comment and she said, you know, he’s my middle son, he’s just a loser. And it was nice. So, anyways, are you guys sick of I’ve got a good one for you today like Seth is? Sweet girl, Seth. Anyways, his mom wasn’t. So, let’s get into it. There was a guy stealing from Walmart and what he did was he came up with something pretty ingenious. What he would do is he would go and he would buy a trash can and he would stuff the trash can with merchandise inside the store.

And he would walk up to the self checkout and buy the trash can and find something, something big, something you can carry. So, here’s the thing. The problem with this was the guy would then return the merchandise two weeks later and they started to see a pattern with this guy. Now, the guy would buy expensive items. He’d buy things like nicotine products. Those are bad. You don’t want to use any of those kids. So, he would buy expensive things like diabetic test strips and things that are just generally small and pricey. But if you stuff them all in a trash can, you could get yourself, you know, hundreds if not a thousand dollars worth of stuff in one, you know, transaction.

The guy got caught and the guy did this multiple times. The best part about this is the guy’s real name is Speedy Gonzales. Number one, his parents hated him. His parents were not the brightest people. We’re going to name him Speedy because their last name was Gonzales. Speedy Gonzales. Okay. Okay. Why did Speedy go to a life of crime? Because you’re the two worst parents in the world. Okay. Let’s leave it at that. Speedy Gonzales. Now, Speedy Gonzales had a long history of theft and the best part about this was the guy did fraud during COVID.

He did, you know, all this stuff that they caught him on. But in Gainesville, Georgia, the guy had multiple thefts and he had, you know, outstanding warrants and things that they charged him for. So, again, you can’t make this up. A woman is suing the coach. I got to get this guy’s name right because I had to look up where he coached at. Lane Kiffin. Okay. He’s the coach of Ole Miss. A woman is suing Lane Kiffin. Donald Trump Jr. and Donald Trump are presidents and J.D. Vance stating that they stole money out of her checking account.

The four of them got together and cleaned out this woman’s checking account. And she’s suing, here’s the best part, suing him for a million kazillion dollars. A million kazillion dollars. Isn’t that awesome? Hey, how much is your honor? Oh, we’ll order one million kazillion dollars. Okay. So, again, Kookaburra, yeah, okay. She should date Speedy Gonzales. But, anyways, no, you know what I mean? Come on, guys. Why don’t you just get nuts with stuff like this? Two things. The world’s largest Japanese restaurant had two men urinate in the hot pot. And needless to say, they stepped forward and told people about this.

So, they’re going to give people a refund and a coupon to come back for more. Okay, well, I’m never eating hot pot there again, okay? I’m at that veterans’ park. Remember the little birds from two months ago? I don’t know, they’re much bigger now. That’s kind of cool. So, oh, obesity in men runs three times higher if you’re married. But women don’t become obese. They become better looking during the course of their marriage. Isn’t that wild? They become thinner. Most women do. Funny, huh? I mean, I’ve never heard of that. So, there is a realtor in Tennessee who, if you buy this house for $595, he’s got signs that say, free eggs with purchase of the home.

And, I mean, I’ve got to give this guy credit because this is a good little marketing thing because the news is calling him local news and everybody, and he put on his sign, free eggs with purchase of the house. Now, listen, he wants everybody to know, and I’ve got to get this guy’s name because he deserves a shout out for this one, and Scott Cornett said, listen, I’ve got a two-bedroom, two-and-a-half bathroom brick townhouse in Germantown. It’s $595,000. Seems a little second decent deal, but you can get free eggs. And if you want free range, organic, we’ve got you.

And the number of eggs and the amount of eggs are completely negotiable. Now, during COVID, there is a 24-hour restaurant called Norms, which is not open 24 hours anymore. COVID killed the 24-hour restaurant with a lot of places. They changed to being open till 8 o’clock at night and then they expanded a little bit more. But they gave out free eggs. You buy a steak, you get 30 eggs. I thought it was a joke, guys. We went out and my daughter and I were like, okay, if she buys a steak dinner, she gets 30 eggs and I get 30 eggs.

It was crazy. We had all this, all these eggs for weeks and months. So, you know, taken after Scott Cornett with his deal. So, have you guys seen anything like this? I love, I love crazy stuff like this that people do. You know, Gen Zers are bringing back the most boring occupation in the world. And that is accounting. And again, I’m telling you guys, there’s certain things in this world. You want professionals to take care of you. You know, now that it’s tax day, you want a good accountant. You want somebody that’s into that. But man, just to sit there and to advertise this is the most boring profession in the world.

How stupid is that? I mean, my accountant is a nerd. My accountant sits there and all he does is love numbers. And that’s what you want. You want the guy that does that. You want your mechanic to be the same way where he’s just a motorhead that knows how to fix things, you know, with everything, with all his being. That’s what you want. But to sit there and say, hey, we’re bringing back the most boring, you know, job in the world. Let me know what you think so far. I love this stuff. I love these crazy stories, but a million kazillion dollars.

Don’t forget that. So I hope Donald Trump doesn’t get nailed for that one, too. That would be terrible. I believe in marriage. I believe that it is very difficult to get married. I’ve had multiple people come up to me, including my daughter, came up to me and said, I think that this is really odd timing that Jeff Bezos is going to send his girlfriend, fiancé. Into space. And what a great way to get rid of her if something goes wrong. Now, it’s not just a young girl saying this. I’ve had multiple people come up to me and say this was the plan.

Now, you guys by now, you guys know that the launch and their 11 minute space flight was a complete success. But, wow, you guys, anybody think about that? I mean, I know people that are worth 100 million dollars that think it’s, oh my God, can you believe that this guy, oh, look at these little duckies. That they thought, what’s he doing? Why is he marrying her? Now, again, I’m telling you, I don’t begrudge anybody that’s happy. I really don’t. I really, really don’t. So I just am all for that. I don’t think that was the master plan because it looks like it went off without a hitch.

What do you guys think about it? Have you heard anything wacky like this? Share it. An Indiana woman went to an Applebee’s and they had an all you can eat promotion for 1599. And she was furious because the all you can eat should apply to the entire table of six and not just one person. So they arrested her for this because that’s not how math and works. And again, well, it should be for the entire table for 1599. No. And if you ever been to a buffet, they say per person, all you can eat. So needless to say, this woman was trying to think that she was going to have, you know, four people eat for 1599.

Unbelievable. Now, I’ve had people write me lately because they cut off benefits to criminal aliens. Okay. What do you believe in this or not? That’s not the point. Don’t talk politics in this side. We thought we have a private channel that we talked about all this stuff on that. You should check out. I allegedly live, but 6,300 people got rid of benefits. Thousands of dollars a month that they canceled. They were given these people some four and five grand a month. And these guys were felons and criminals and bad dudes. Okay, let’s just leave it at that.

We want to make them women. But isn’t that terrible? Now, now I get people that are like, that’s a terrible thing to do. And that’s, that’s ridiculous. I am telling you, this guy’s right now. I just, I am shocked that there are people in this world that have served this country that have been firefighters, that have been cops, that have been veterans, that have went to war, carried a weapon for the freedom that I get to walk around on a veteran’s mark of all places. And these people, you know, don’t get this kind of benefits.

You go to the VA and it’s 90 days to see a doctor. All this shenanigans. I mean, we could talk about things like that. You know, so everybody talks about how great Canadian medicine is. It’s all free, Dan. All free. Okay. You know, I had a buddy of mine in Canada needed surgery. It took eight months to schedule the surgery. Well, thank God he didn’t die during that time. That’s only eight months. So let me know what you think about this. And have you ever thought the all you can eat should apply to everybody in your table? Why not make should have invited me for that? I would have chowed down for nothing.

There was a great interview yesterday where David Sacks, David Sacks is a billionaire who is now our cryptos are who was part of the all in podcast. David Sacks is a lefty bond lefty. I mean, that’s where he started from. And that’s what he is. But he got fed up with everything. And he had Larry Summers on and we talked about Larry Summers, who was going to cost the average family $300,000 apiece for these tariffs. And Larry Summers just speaking nonsense. Well, David Sacks just set him straight and said, what you’re talking about is lunacy and your numbers don’t jive.

And, you know, I wish I could show it. I don’t can’t find a table. I just have a little type of tape of anything where I could just show that podcast that won’t be copy written. But Larry Summers just made himself look like a complete clown. David Sacks is, is I’m telling you, I have a list of people that I would want to just have a meal with a cup of coffee with. Bill Ackman, David Sacks is on that list. OK, so a bunch of people on that list. But I’m telling you, this guy made, you know, Larry Summers look like complete buffoon.

And small businesses right now that have inventory have said, listen, we’re going to liquidate all this stuff. We’re going to sell it all and get rid of it to raise money during this time until this tariff things get worked out. Why is that a bad thing, guys? I think that’s a great thing. People are starting to do horrible, horrible, horrible things. We talked about this earlier where people are saying we have a tariff surcharge. Now you could think it’s something that shipped in. No, it’s like wellness companies and the health spa. Listen, your facial comes with a tariff charge of $12.

Guys I’m telling you, just send me one of those. It will be solid gold. Then I’ll send it over to Seth too and show him what it’s like, that you guys like me. But just nonsense, OK? Celery, sold in Walmarts in 30 states has been recalled. That’s not really crazy news, but just look at the celery guys, pay attention to recalls and things like that. The USA Today is a great place to look for recalls and they usually are pretty on top of this stuff. And again, it’s not political, it’s just to protect you because so many of us buy things and then put it in there and then don’t look at the news.

And see these things? This is all designed to keep those birds out of here, but then you just saw a bunch of mamas with their babies and then you got the ducks sitting there underneath their thing. So it’s kind of funny because it doesn’t work all the time. This place I’m sure would have hundreds of birds if they didn’t have these streamers and this stuff up there. But let me know what you think so far. Again, I love these wacky stories. I think they’re great. What about my cold opening guys? I got a good one for you.

I’ve had that since I started guys. And I also say onward and upward. And do you really mean it though Dan? Do you really mean? I’m telling you, and that should be next. I should just do comments and emails from these people that just write crazy, crazy stuff. Let me know what you think. I’m going to finish this video with these last couple stories. Please don’t forget to join our email list for future emails. And don’t forget, we’ve got two days left for Bob Kudla’s stock trading seminar. Last chance to sign up for that today is the last day to sign up for it.

So check it out. It’s bobstradingclass.com. Two final, final stories. A homeless man in San Luis Obispo, California, got a little cash, went to Sandy’s Liquor in Delhi and bought himself a scratcher ticket and won $1 million. The owner of the deli confirmed that today. And that’s wild guys. So I mean, I just, I hope to God this guy gets some help. I just do because it’s a million dollars and you could, I mean, you could spend a million dollars quickly and it’ll, he’ll get taxed on it and he’ll probably end up with like $600,000 in net money.

And, uh, but again, good for him. But this is motivation for you guys. Everybody should go by. If he could, if a homeless guy could afford a lottery ticket, he should go by like five grand with a lottery ticket. Think of, think of the money you’d win. Everybody would win them. Final, final story out of Barton, Kansas. You know the old adage where they say, listen, lock the door, turn off the light, shut the closet door, make sure there’s no monsters in the, in the bedroom. Uh, a little girl said that to the babysitter, check under my bed too.

Babysitter checks into the bed and they found a 27 year old man that was arrested. So you need to say there are real monsters in the world. Crazy. Story is below. Okay. Please hit the like button, subscribe to the channel. Let me know what you guys want to see. I love these stories and hi, Seth. Hope you’re happy and Seth, remember I got a good one for you today. This is just for you. Okay. So if nobody else watches this, it’s for Seth. Onward and upward. I am damned. This is I allegedly, and I will see you very soon.

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