➡ Gerald Celente discusses various topics, including his desire for more support to promote peace and restore the country’s former glory. He criticizes various political figures and expresses frustration with the state of the country. He also discusses the stock market, oil prices, and the influence of AI on the economy. Lastly, he warns of a potential market crash and the ongoing conflict with Iran.
➡ Iran refuses to agree to a ceasefire deal without the U.S. paying for the damage caused by bombings. The U.S. and Israel are also being asked to withdraw from Lebanon, but they are not willing to do so. Meanwhile, Turkey’s President Erdogan criticizes Israel’s expansionist policies, and the U.S. is accused of hiding the extent of damage to its military facilities in the Gulf during the war with Iran. Lastly, the article criticizes various politicians and the Catholic Church for their actions and behaviors.

Hello, everybody. This is Gerald Celente, and it’s Thursday, May 7th, 2026. And here is some of today’s trends in the news. And remember, the trend is your friend. And please do what you can to support us because the more subscribers we have, the more we can do. And just to show you, again, one of my greatest regrets when I died is that I didn’t get more support to do more, whether it was Occupy Peace, you know, trying to bring peace on earth, good will to all, and then, you know, Trump saying, hey, I’m going to take 5,000 troops and join them, all right, all right, because they won’t swallow my shit, all right.

Hey, how about bringing all the troops home from, what, about 700 bases overseas in about 80 countries? How about that? How about stop fighting these wars, fat boy, draft dodger, or like scumbag, little fucking arrogant, silly, slick Willie Clinton, every time he got caught with his pants down, bombs way over bag, dad, that fucking draft dodging prick. Hey, how about the Nobel Peace of Crap Prize winner, Barack Obama, a little fucking dick, if he has one, I want that guy, I want that guy’s son out of jail. Oh yeah, that one, huh? The guy quoted in a book, Double Down, I’m really good at killing people.

One after another, a little ball is fucking scumbag, little Georgie Bush, my daddy was President Bush, my granddaddy was Prescott Bush, we fuck people all over the world and 92% of the people swallowed my fucking shit. Would you get that guy’s son of a blood gitter alive? Again, my greatest regret is that we don’t get more support to do more to bring back what this country used to be when it was the land of opportunity. Now it’s slave land. Are you ready? The fucking toilet paper a record. All right, you ready? New York slime subscribers top 13 million as profits rise.

A shit fucking piece of crap. But don’t subscribe to the Trends Journal for $2.59 a week. Pay $4 or $5, $6 on the weekend for this shit, all right? So give us more support because we’re doing everything we can to save this country from little fucking scumbags destroying it. Oh, hey, which one of you little fucking dicks look up to Marco Rubio? Oh no, I like head shit. And look at the fucking clown show before. Oh, how about Anthony Blinken, the secretary of state under genocide Joe. Oh, I like him. I’m a Democrat.

I’m a repulsive kid. I’m a conservative. I’m a liberal. I got a dick the size of a pencil if I have one and a little stupid mind. So listen, do everything you can to support us. We need it. We are in the most critical times of our lifetime. You got it. And we’ll go into that on the market front. Stocks fell, S&P after hitting an all-time high. You ready? As oil prices came back from sizable losses when traders eyeing more developments between the U.S. and Iran. What are you fucking talking about, traders, gamblers, gamblers? And just to make the fucking facts clear, Google it up, AI Overview.

As of early 2006, AI relied on investment hardware and software as a major driver of the U.S. economic expansion with estimates suggesting it accounted for roughly 35% to over 60% of the United States gross domestic product. All right. AI Overview, BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street, the big three, are the largest shareholders of approximately 88% of the S&P 500 companies. Shut up your ass. The pigs own everything. It’s fucking fascism. The merger of state and corporate powers. Calm down, Cilenti. If you suck the shit like the rest of us, we’d listen to you and subscribe to your magazine.

Like 13 million people subscribe to the terror taper record. All right. Anyway, moving on. The S&P fell 0.8%. As stocks of Amazon went down, Broadcom, Micron, NASDAQ was down 0.13%. And the Dow fell 313%. Oil prices came off their session lows. After trading meaningful below $100 earlier, yep, they closed it up, went up to $102.84 a barrel. All right. This is the language they use. Stocks moved higher on Wednesday. While oil prices cooled after Axios reported citing sources, citing fucking slimeball little pricks. I can’t say the other way. Official, official pieces of shit.

And two other sources briefed on the issue told the outlet that the White House believes it is nearing a one page 14% memorandum. You got it. Total fucking bullshit. They’re selling their shit to drive the markets up and bring gold prices down. End of story. Oh, calm down, Cilenti. A senior Iranian official said that the Middle East country would not allow the U.S. to reopen the cadres. Yeah, you got it. That’s according to Press TV. Yep. Without paying reparations for the damage inflicted on the country. And they’re not going to make a deal because Israel’s not going to pull out from Lebanon.

They’re going to keep slaughtering the Lebanese stealing land and turn it into Gaza. All right. And that’s part of the Iranian agreement. Israel has to withdraw. They’re not going to because this is the United States of America. Yeah, got it. Yep. Shares of Planet Fitness plunged more than 30% to Thursday after the company reported a drag on site. Yeah, yeah. Planet Fitness. Go back to your Trends Journal cover. Not this week, but last week. Yeah. For mini skirts. For a boom of time to blimpitis maxi skirts. The world is carrying a heavy load.

Planet Fitness. Planet fatness. Eat shit. Swallow shit. And that’s what the country’s turned to shit. And shitheads running the show. Oh, J.P. Morgan and BlackRock chief argued data centers spending will make sense. Oh, if they said it, hey, BlackRock. Oh, yeah. Blower. Oh, they’re going to bubble the S&P 500. Oh, Jamie Diamond, only convicted of what? Five felonies rigging the precious metals market. Hey, don’t you know I am. Don’t you know I am. I’m one of the banks. Shut the fuck up. Oh, we’ll kill you. Remember, they put price on the course three days after you threw the banks is out of the temple.

Yeah, I forgot. I’ll be quiet. I’ll be quiet. I’ll be good. What else we got here? Yep. Diamond’s comments comes. The banks are hunting for ways to offload risks ties to a gloated data center debt. Yep. That’s the bullshit they’re selling. Yeah. AI mania lifts miscellaneous stocks. All right. AI.com buzz 2.0. That’s what we’re going to see. And the facts are all here. Samsung Electronics hits $1 trillion value on AI for you. Oh, that’s overseas. China big fund vies to lead financing for deep seek at near 45 billion. China’s going to lead the world in AI.

These companies are going to go down. They’re artificially propping up this market. Global trade faces big hit from oil price volatility warned study. No fucking shit. Oh, study how long we’ve been saying this. And here. This is from the Wall Street Journal today. Renewables gain edge. Low cost and reliability. Investors pile into clean power as war drives push for energy security financial times. We told you an on trend Pinot opportunity. Love it, don’t want it. Look at all of these companies, particularly the new alternative energies. It is the future and the Iran war is driving it.

So we’re not telling you what to do, how to do it. We’re just telling you where the trends are going. This is a mega trend. Renewable energy, clean energy. It is the future. Oh, financial stability board raises alarm on weakness in $2 trillion private credit industry. No shit. The writing about this week after week after week in your trends journal, not a word in the trailer paper record or the financial, uh, the, uh, the wall shit journal. Hardly a word, hardly a word. This is very serious way over investment. The crash is going to come and this war is going to make a bad situation very worse.

You ready? This was yesterday. Trump says Iran will be bombed at a much more higher level if they don’t agree to a peace deal. Trump says the war will be in an end if Iran agrees to proposal. This is yesterday. Again, that was Trump’s shit. They keep doing this. We keep putting the facts in to bring oil prices down and push the equity markets up. All right. The facts in his truth, social, what’s truth, social, lying, fucking bullshit, social. The president warned that if Iran did not agree to a deal, quote, the bombing starts and it will be sadly at a much higher level of intensity than it was before.

End quote. How long has he been saying this? Oh, the draft Dodger, the draft Dodger five. I got a pulse. All right. Trump says this is today. Peace deal could be a week away as Tehran reviews latest to offer. All right. Oh, now it’s a week away. I’ll give you 48 hours. All right. I’ll give you 48 hours. How many times do you have bullshit? They’re doing this to drive the markets up. There’s not going to be a peace deal. Iran’s state media is reporting explosions on Quisim Island. That is said, yep. Navigation will return to normal in the Strait of Hormuz if the war ends and the blockade as well as the sanctions are lifted says Iran’s foreign minister.

But in the meanwhile, Israel military has carried out a new series of air raids across southern Lebanon bombing it into ruins. So here’s the deal. Girls and boys and children of all ages. Iran is not going to come out with a ceasefire deal. They want the United States to pay for the bombing and destruction that they’ve done. The US isn’t going to do it. They are demanding that Israel withdraw from Lebanon. Israel’s not going to do it. There’s not going to be a peace deal. They’re going to keep selling. They’re going to keep selling Trump shit, Trump shit, Trump shit, Trump shit, Trump shit, Trump shit, Trump shit, Trump shit.

And what’s what it was not bullshit. It’s right there in your magazine. It’s Trump shit. Yep. Yep. One after another. And then from Turkey, Turkish President Erdogan says Israel expansionist policies pose a main security threat to the region talking about Lebanon. So listen, hit the like and subscribe to our videos. And again, as I said, it’s Slick Willie Clinton. I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t have sex right with my Monica Vincent. She only sucked my dick. Yeah, that little fucking scumbag. Yeah. One after another. Obama. Biden. Bush, Nixon, LB jerk off one scumbag after another.

So that’s how I feel about the politicians. So go to our trends journal, go to shop and in a country near you, they’re all the same. Okay. Israel aggression has once again shown that the main security problem for our region is expansionist, lawless and norm defying policies of the current government, Erdogan said. Yep. And the Algerian counterparts said we condemn the Israeli occupation is violation of international humanitarian law. It’s blatant attacks on Lebanon and it’s barbaric practices in the Gaza strip. Why are you anti-Semites? And again, they’re not Semites. They’re Ashkenazis. They’re Ashkenazis from Eastern Europe.

Oh yeah. Milakowski. Oh no, my name is, oh, and my son, as other guys are getting killed, he’s having a wonderful time in Miami. Calm down. Swallow the shit. Oh, this is from the, hmm, the Washington Post. Trump keeps changing his timeline for ending the Iran war. Yeah, no shit. Anyway, this is from RT. How Iran has damaged the U S military footprint in the middle east evidence of the damage inflicted to U S military facilities in the Gulf during the war with Iran continues to emerge with the latest media figures saying that at least 16 American bases in the region was struck.

And the Pentagon is apparently doing its best to conceal the destruction. You got it. We set it from the beginning. If the United States and Israel, we’ve only been saying it for decades, only for decades in the trends journal. Oh, not a word in the wall shit journal. Oh, not a word in the toilet paper record. Not a word on CNN. By the way, that Ted Turner died. He was a great cat when he started CNN. I used to be on CNN three, three or four times a month back in the day until they turned it over and it got me out of it.

What he did 24 hour news when it began was a great thing. So going back to this about, uh, how, how the, how the Pentagon is apparently doing its best to conceal the destruction. So too is the prostitute media. And we’ve been saying in the trends journal for decades, that’s why you subscribe to it. That if the United States and or Israel attacked Iran, you’re going to see breadcrude prices go to above $100, probably $130 a barrel. And even more, if it continues, it’s going to bring down the global economy, equity markets, and Iran will not be defeated.

These are the Persians. They’re very advanced scientifically, technologically, militarily. We’ve only been saying this for decades, but don’t subscribe to the trends journal. Go join the toilet paper record. All right. US leadership downplaying scope of destruction. Yep. And again, all the facts are in it. Israeli militaries have ordered the demolition of nearly 50 shops and commercial facilities in the Palestinian town in Southeast Jerusalem. Don’t talk about that, you anti-Semite. They could do anything they want. Israel said, quote, it’s applying the Gaza model in Lebanon. This is what the devastation looks like. Oh, by the way, one after another, bombing and by the, this is in the New York Times.

Good for them. An entire street is leveled. Houses and shops are flattened, including, yep. This is important. What the FDD, the pro-Israel think tank shaping Trump’s Iran policy. This is from Al Jazeera, an in-depth article. Last week, the White House official rapid response account on X posted a graphic from pro-Israel think tank, the foundation of defense of democracies, FDD, F-U-C-K-D-D-D, alongside text falsely claiming that Tehran’s Iranian enrichment accelerated due to loosening the sanctions on the former U.S. President Joe Biden. They go on in detail, but then they go on to say, now a former senior official from FDD action, the organization’s lobbying arm, has joined Trump’s Iran negotiating team.

On Saturday, Trump appointed Nick Stewart to the Office of Special Envoy for Peace Missions, adding him to the U.S. negotiating team with Iran alongside Steve Witkoff-Cherkoff and his son-in-law Jared Kushner. All right. There’s not going to be any peace deal. Inside accusation, fly over suspicion, Iran wore oil trades. There’s an article in Raw Story showing how the game is rigged and they know what’s going on. Yeah, this is an article in the trailer paper last Saturday. Church officials offered $800 million to settle peace abuse claims. Peace fucking little boys up the ass.

How disgusting. As I said, the gays took over the Catholic church and they invented celibacy. What, like 1,300 years after Christ died? Can’t be married. They got little altar boys kneeling in front of them and they got the best costumes that anybody has in any religion. All right. Again, I’m not anti-gay, I’m anti fucking little boys up the ass. And again, the Catholic church fucked over me with Sister Marie Roseanne, they should rot in hell, grabbing me by my little blue tie when I was 10 years old and smacking me and perforating my middle ear and breaking my eardrum.

You’re a bunch of fucking hypocrites. Why aren’t you out there for peace? Oh, because we’re abusing little boys. You’re a bunch of shits. I want my 100 million from what you did to me. I’m thankful Father Foley was the ladies man. So anyway, subscribe to the trends journal, we’re giving you everything we can. And don’t forget to tune into yesterday, what I did with Lenti and the judge. Very important. See you soon. [tr:trw].

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