Some great glamour shots to come. Dan will post them up later. Okay. So, okay, stay tuned for Dan’s colonoscopy. Live, live, live! Please. Tom says he’s going to wait just a little bit, so we’ll see if he does that or not. A little, he said. Until I get out of here. He knows I left my wallet in the car, so he’s going to go buy lunch. So, the beauty is, the doctor said they may have found a brain tumor at the same time. I don’t know what that means, but we’ll figure that out in a minute.

It always blows me away that the letters are getting in these places. Ah, stay tuned, guys. It’s going to be graphic. Great news. All clear. I’m glad I did this. You should do it too. Okay. And my buddy’s going to pick me up right now. So, everybody should do this. So, nothing. All good. As Dan said, COVID sometimes throws us a curve, and a lot of people have put off taking care of themselves. So, while he’s in getting his colonoscopy, aka glamour shots, I just want to take a moment and say, help your friends out.

Ask them if they’ve taken care of themselves, if they had their annual physical. This is something that a lot of people start to avoid, ignore, oh, I’ll do it later, and two, three years go by. And you want to catch things early, because remember, the only thing that you really have is your health. Everything else goes away. So, take care of yourself. Look forward to seeing Dan as he comes out of his colonoscopy and how much fun he’s had today. But a little tidbit while he’s in having those glamour shots taken. Video Celeste. Celeste, if we want to be out, and a couple things.

Normally, I would pay extra to feel this way, so I didn’t have to. And I went to Tijuana to get a facelift, and my Spanish is horrible, so they worked on the wrong end. Your facelift es no bueno. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. Whatever. We’ll do this at my house next time, ladies, okay? Anyways, thank you very much. I appreciate you. Thank you. You’re welcome. I mean, see you soon, Bjorn. Thank you. Thank you. You know what’s funny? I’ll give you one thing. You know what’s funny? You don’t need an ID to vote. But you needed an ID to get a colonoscopy.

Remember that. Okay? There you go. Thank you, ladies. Thank you. And now watch, they push you out the door. Like, get out. Okay. Thank you very much for everything. Thank you. So, everything was clear. Everything was great. Remember, during COVID, pre-cancer screenings were put off by 90 percent. Get yourself checked out, okay? Thank you, Celeste. Thank you. Yeah, it does. But, ah, thank you very much for everything, guys. Business is everyday at Iowa, so check it out. So, thank you, Celeste. You’re welcome. Once I get to Celeste, you know, and then I get a ride to the car.

So, thanks, guys. Okay? All right. Thank you. Thank you for your help. I want to run Steve over. Thank you. Don’t open the door yet, Steve. I like that they’re calling him Steve, too. I can be Jim, Bob, whoever. Who are you? He’s Tom. Steve was the other guy taking the other woman, okay? Oh, whatever, whatever. Okay. I don’t know where I am. I must have had him Steve. Steve didn’t show up. Thanks, guys. Imagine your friend didn’t show up to pick you up. That’s true. This is where you’re expecting to see photos of the colonoscopy, which are not going to happen.

But one thing that is very funny is, you know, they were very polite. They let me come in, and it was the last appointment of the day. It was very, very quiet in the office, and they were very, very nice. And they let me film a little bit, you know, and they were just really, really great at explaining everything. But the funniest part was when we left, my friend Tom, she starts calling him Steve, and I’m like, who the hell is Steve? And he’s like, yeah, well, you wanted to be so incognito. I didn’t want to tell her my name.

My name was Steve. So they’re calling him Steve. So Steve signed a bunch of documents for me. So let’s hope I’m not doing any other procedures right now, which I thought, I thought, again, guys, I thought this was hilarious. And let’s finish this. Steve’s going to sign that I’m okay. Thank you. One more, one more. Thank you. Merry Christmas. Okay. All right. Wait a minute. You guys were fantastic again, right there. So today, what the hell is he signing? No driving, no drinking alcohol. Okay. All right, let’s go to the attorney. Let’s get some things signed up.

We’re going to the partner room anyway. See you soon. Okay, guys, I have not eaten in two days. Okay. And the prep was entertaining to say the least. Okay, but it’ll be fun. Okay, so I’m telling you this in all seriousness, everything turned out perfect. Everything’s great, but do yourself a favor and get your pre-cancer screenings. It’s very, very important right now. And again, during COVID, 92% of these screenings were neglected. And thank you, Tom. Absolutely. Ten year anniversary of this. And because I’m an old man, it’s three to five years now to do this. And it’s all good, man.

Okay. And like you said, get checked out, do your annuals. It may not be fun, but the option of finding out something after the fact when it’s too late is not worth it. Okay, guys. Okay. So make good choices, get your colonoscopy. Yeah. Okay. And again, I invited all those nurses to my house next time. So we’ll do it at my house. Okay. See you real soon. Hello and I allegedly.com is the email address if you want to get a hold of me. [tr:trw].

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