So I want to share that with you in just a moment. And if you have heard any funny jokes about the election, let me know in a comment below. I want to keep this a little lighthearted today. And before we dive in, I do want to thank the sponsor of the show today. And this is over at peggyhfix.com. There will be a link for you in the description box below. Many of you are asking me what you can do because you’re feeling constantly tired and sluggish. And it’s not just because of the election coverage. It could be that it has nothing to do with aging, but it could be that your body needs to detox.

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Yeah, I think we know what that headline is getting at. So let me read you that story. It says that the votes are in. The people have spoken. Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States, has just won his third presidential election in a row. While the electoral college votes are yet to be ratified, Trump’s victory marks an achievement attained only by two predecessors in American history, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. You know how I feel about him. And if you don’t, I did a video called, is this the America’s worst best president, something like that.

And I expose a lot of his dark and dirty dealings. And then it says Gladys O’Brien, the 235th head of the Indiana Women’s Commissioner Club. We did it. And no one has ever seen anything like it in the history of mankind or maybe even the world, said an elated Trump to supporters. Three elections in a row. We call that the hat trick of elections. It’s very hard to do. No one’s ever done it before, but we did. It’s so incredible and so very special. U.S. cities have not yet fallen into street warfare, rioting, looting. The election results, however, have sparked a firestorm on, I don’t call it X, but they are.

Where Democrats, including AOC, Pelosi and Michelle Obama, have publicly demanded a best two out of three election winner-take-all. Experts are already predicting that this unprecedented three election streak will lead to the deaths of several billion people from, you know, the guy that had the little mustache. I can’t say that on this channel. Climate change and no abortions. Casualties in metropolitan areas and newsrooms across the country are reportedly mounting up already, as the entire staff of the New York Times died over three times in a row when they were forced to announce the news. At publishing time, President-elect Trump had assumed his shotgun seat in garbage truck one and headed back to his house in D.C.

All right. I personally think that’s pretty darn funny. All right. Here is another one. And this headline, I’ll share the headline with you. Here we go. It says, Democrats remind everyone that a winner may not be declared until 110 percent of the vote is counted. All right. And this story says, and I’ll leave a link for you, it says, as Americans continue to wait in line, this was published a couple of days ago, to cast their votes, several prominent Democrats have stepped forward to remind the country that an election winner may not be declared until 110 percent of the vote.

Is done being counted. According to Democrat Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, Americans should be prepared to wait until election authorities finish counting and double counting all 110 percent of the votes cast today. In order to support a stable and secure electoral situation, Schumer says, we all need to remember that counting all 110 percent of the votes could take quite some time. This is completely, totally normal and certainly not a cause for concern whatsoever. Just everybody simmer down and wait patiently. At publishing time, Democrats had also reminded everyone that voting in border states might take a little longer than usual so that the undocumented immigrants can all get a chance to vote as well.

All right. Let me share another one with you. If you were looking at the election results, that’s what I was doing late the other night. And I kept waiting for the New York Times to call Pennsylvania for Trump because there were like 93 percent of the votes were in and the spread was like a five point spread or something like that. And the New York Times would not call the state in favor of Trump. So this headline says the Babylon B decision desk is now prepared to call Alabama for Donald Trump. And that’s pretty funny because let’s take a look at it.

So these are the states. And here you can see Alabama 64 percent for Donald Trump. Guess which state had the highest percentage of ballots for Trump. Out of these. All right. Let’s see. Florida had 56 percent. Texas had 56 and Montana had 58. North Dakota 67. It is Idaho. I believe it’s Idaho 67 percent. No, no, no. It’s Wyoming. 72.3 percent of the vote went to Donald Trump. How many of my healthy Americans live in Wyoming? That apparently is a very red state here. You’ve got 50 percent in Pennsylvania went to Trump 48 to Kamala. When it was about 93 percent, it was the spread was quite obvious.

And here in Michigan, that looks like that was pretty tight. Wisconsin. That looks like that was pretty tight. Alaska went heavily for Trump. And of course, we looked at Florida. But look at this. Louisiana and Mississippi, Alabama and then Georgia was kind of tight. Tennessee, Arkansas, Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma. So it was so funny that funny that the New York Times just would not make that call. So here is the article from the Babylon B with final votes coming in from the post office out in Calhoun County, the Babylon B decision desk and decision desk announced it is now ready to call Alabama for former President Donald Trump.

We’ve been keeping a close eye on Alabama all through the night, explained decision desk anchor Joel Bering with Trump now leading by 50 percent with only zero point zero zero zero zero zero one percent of the vote. Still outstanding. We are now comfortable calling Alabama for Trump. The call puts Trump at nine electoral votes with the B decision desk still waiting to make a call on the other states. So at publishing time, the Babylon B decision desk had announced it was now ready to call that skinny part of Florida for Trump. Well, Miami now is solidly Trump.

That is for sure. So there you have it, friends. A little levity to close out the week. I want to thank all of you for being on this rollicking ride. If you are interested in where I stand on voting and issues. I have a sub stack. It’s free. And that’s over at Peggy Hall.substack.com. You can see in written format, a lot of my analysis, my opinion and education on these topics. And so I hope that you will join me there. Thanks, everyone. Have a wonderful weekend. And I look forward to seeing you back here Monday through Friday, 4 p.m.

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