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Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Man, it is so cool to be back together with these guys doing this, you know? I swear. Cause this is a group where I know I fit in, you know? Cause the way the world is now, you can be part of a group and not even know you’re a part of a group until you read about it or see it on tv.
And I’ll give you an example of what I’m talking about. My wife and I, we love watching, like, dateline 2020, those shows. But you know how every week they will. They will feature a disease. And I swear to you, every week, no matter what the disease is, my wife has it. There’ll be three people on the planet that have this disease. My wife is one of them. She just watches it going, I’ve got it.
I have every one of those symptoms. I’m like, you do not have testicular cancer. You don’t even have testiculars. But they made us such a bunch of paranoid nuts, you know? Because when I was growing up, there were two medicines in the world. You had aspirin and camphopenique. That’s all there was. Now there’s so many medicines, they got this prescription stuff that they advertise on tv. And I swear, half the time, the side effects are 50 times worse than what the medicine cured.
Like, try new floriflor for itchy, watery eyes. It’s floriflor. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itching, chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, the shanks, low sperm count, warp floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete’s foot, head lice, club foot, msmd, VD fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, parvo warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction.
I’m watching it going, you know what? I’ll just have itchy, watery eyes. .