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I’m going to share the screen and show you exactly what I saw here. This, to me, looks like a bunch of hipsters on mopeds. So Beverly Hills 920 star Ian Zering, viciously attacked by bikers in LA. Jumped in. New York, New Year’s Eve street brawl. Right? Not so fast. Let’s watch what really happened here, folks. First of all, those are scooters and I guess mopeds. So I don’t think they qualify as a bikers.
I guess we can go with the narrative they’re spinning here, but, okay, I see Ian instigating the fight, and, I don’t know, Molly whopping. Molly whopping a few of these guys. Come on. That’s also a female right there. Hey, watch the car. What’s this? Could be one of the most uncoordinated street fights I’ve ever seen in my life. I don’t know why he’s running, to be honest with you.
I would have stayed and fought. I mean, he’s Molly whopping all these kids could have hurt his hand on the helmet there for a 59 year old, folks, he’s holding his own against these kids. Got to be anywhere from, I don’t know, 16 to 20. They’re on mopeds. They’re hardly a street gang. Let’s see, there’s 123450 boy, so we’re told. An official report has been taken and lists Ian as the victim.
I wouldn’t say he’s the victim. Would you folks? Police have not made any arrests and are still investigating the incident at 05:33 p. m. Pacific time. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they’re aware of the incident and speaking with parties involved. No word yet on if there will be any arrests. Ian Zering got jumped by a bunch of bikers running amok in Los Angeles. Folks, would you classify them as bikers? I would say hipsters on mopeds, and I would say teenagers.
A horrific moment caught on camera. And one hell of a lousy way to end his year and start the new year, I must add, the Beverly Hills 9210 star fell into the crosshairs of several assailants Sunday who were cruising down Hollywood Boulevard on a variety of motorized mini bikes. All right, there’s the truth right there. Motorized minibikes and weaving in and out of traffic, including, it seems, Ian’s vehicle, which were told, may have been hit.
So he got out to take the matter into his own hands, and he’s getting jumped by one of the pink ladies right there from Greece. You got a guy with an enormous belly on him right there to the right. These guys look like. Maybe, I would have to guess anywhere. 16 to 20 years old, you can see Ian hop out of his car after one of the bikers seemingly catches his attention, possibly from a collision.
And the altercation erupts in a violent brawl, as seen on video obtained by TMZ. Check it out. Ian starts wailing on the guy in question, but soon he gets ganged up on by others. Oh, this is one of the most sorry performances I’ve ever seen. Who begin to WHOOP on him mercilessly as he tries to listen to this. WHOOP on him mercilessly. It looks like this was the most uncoordinated attack I’ve ever seen in my life.
As he tries to make a run for it. Like we said, the clip is absolutely bananas, especially considering this is a well known actor kicking the shit out of the 9210 actor. We’re told this beat down ended. There was no beat down. If anyone was getting a beat down, it was the bikers. The moped. The moped gang. The sesame street moped gang ended with Ian getting back in his car and driving off.
Ditto for the bikers who got the hell out of there. It doesn’t appear cops were called, so you could say it was left in the streets. Not to make light, but this is pretty a sharknado coded no. We’ve reached out to this cap for a comment. So far, no word back. Here’s hoping he’s all right. And if not, someone get Finn shepherd on the horn stat to start kicking ass.
So what we see here, folks, is more deceiving titles, I guess you could. I have to say this was a Starbucks Frappuccino sipping moped gang is what I would call it. And I think he mollywalked them. I think he put the beat down on them. They were tripping all over each other and falling everywhere. It made no sense. What do you expect from a moped gang? The Sesame street moped gang.
Anyway, folks, give me your comments down below. Was this title deceiving? Because I was expecting to see a beat down by, I don’t know, the hells Angels, the Bandidos, I don’t know. But not the hipster Starbucks Frappuccino sipping Sesame street moped gang. I wasn’t expecting to see that. So give me your thoughts down below, folks, and tell me what you think later. .