Youre Going to Jail
Summary
➡ A man attributes his good health and longevity to three things, which can be found on a website. Volkswagen, a long-standing car company, is facing financial difficulties and may close two plants. There’s a warning about card skimmers at gas stations in Garden Grove, California. In New York City, office buildings in Canary Wharf are seeing high vacancy rates, with one building only 7% occupied. A restaurant in Santa Monica is closing due to lack of customers and increasing crime in the area. Lastly, there’s an increase in house listings in a wealthy neighborhood, indicating potential economic issues.
➡ The text discusses a bank deposit system that may take a photo of the depositor, a rumored breakup between Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, and a story about a man named Xavier who robbed banks to fund his travels with a football team. The text also mentions houses for sale and encourages readers to like, subscribe, and sign up for a private channel.
Transcript
You had the ability to withdraw large sums of money from multiple ATMs and people just thought, wow, it’s an infinite money hack. There’s only one problem with this infinite money hack. Here’s how it worked. You tell me if you see the problem with this. You go out and you write yourself a cheque. And deposit into your ATM. And the bank then would give you credit as if you had $50,000 in your bank account. So what did people do? Start withdrawing the money from the ATMs. The only problem is you wrote yourself a cheque committing bank fraud, okay? You do it from your own cheque account and just write yourself a cheque and it’ll zero out when the bank opens after the holiday.
Really? Okay. Now, they anticipated over 1,000 people did this and people shared these videos online with other saps that did this. That committed fraud, okay? So think about this. The money’s not yours. The money is deposited into a bank and they’re trusting you thinking that the money is there. But once these videos start going out, people at Chase Bank over the weekend go, is this true? Is this really happening? Sure enough, people were waiting in line at Chase Banks to hit the ATM to go steal money out of Chase ATMs. Is that wild, guys? You cannot make this up.
These people went and did this. Now, there are multiple felonies involved with this. Number one, when you do it over $1,000, it’s considered a felony. When you purposely write a bad cheque, that’s another crime. It just goes on and on and on and then stealing the money makes it even worse. Now, here’s the best part. People went out and were like, I don’t really believe that this works. So let’s say some guy had $5,000 in his account. Well, he goes out and does this and writes the bad cheque, puts it in his ATM account and then starts pulling out the money.
They froze the accounts. So you don’t even have your $5,000 anymore. Some of these people just did it to see if they could transfer the money back and forth. Hey, wow, you can do that. Okay, still a fraud. You understand? Complete bank fraud. Now, other people went out and this is where it gets hairy. People went out. Nobody did anything like pay their rent or their mortgage for a year. You never saw videos like that. You just saw, hey, look what I did. This was funny because I did this once, okay? But it was legitimate funds.
These people went out and they put the money in the bank and then they cleared out the ATM, took their card out, put their card back in and did just a balance request. You got $76,119 in your bank account. Wow. So what would they do? Go down to the car dealership and buy themselves a very, very nice car. And look, man, I won 100% financing. I got all this money in the bank. $76,000 in the bank. Oh, okay. Only problem is they don’t. They got a nice $2,000 a month payment and committed fraud. So people are going to jail for this.
Now, years ago, I went out and got a personal loan and was put into my bank account. And I thought, gosh, I wonder if I could use this to rent a place before the money has to get transferred next week. Sure enough, printed it out, showed it to a potential landlord, says, look, look at all this money. I’ve got a year’s worth of rent in here. Oh, wow. You sure do. Yeah. Here you go. Okay. But I had the funds. Okay. That’s, it was a little different. Kinda. Okay. The point is, is that these people are done.
These people are done, done to root. Now, what’s happening is the accounts are getting frozen. People’s bank accounts, they go in and they’re putting seven day holds on the, on the deposits. So not only do you not have the access to the money, you’ve withdrawn five, eight grand, whatever the number is that you’ve taken. And now they’ve put a seven day hold in your account till the check clears from yourself. That’s not going to clear. And you know, it’s not going to clear. So isn’t that wild? Okay. That’s the infinite money hack. By the way, there is no such thing as an infinite money hack.
So great videos surfaced. One guy works at Chase bank and he says, hi, I’m in the fraud department and I have been fielding calls for the last two days. And I want to tell you what a serious problem you people have on your hands. First of all, people would call in and it would get to the, I need to talk to a supervisor. My, my account’s been frozen. This is ridiculous. And the guy says, well, boo boo, you’re going to jail. You’re going to have, you’re going to need money for commissary. So you’re, what you’ve done is a felony, lots of them.
And this is not a civil matter anymore. We’re sending this to the legal department and you’re most likely going to get arrested soon. So he was telling people this over and over and over. This one guy was telling them that. Now I can’t use his video to, to show you this, but how wild is that guys? How funny is that? These people went out and committed bank fraud and thought that it was okay. And again, the stupidity of people and the stupidity of the masses. That’s why certain people get elected. You know what I mean? So anyways, have you heard about this? Can you believe this now? Wild story when I was in, this is in the eighties and I had a kid that worked for me and he said, oh, wow.
You know, if you remember ATMs back then when you deposited a check, you tell them the amount and they put it in an envelope, lick the envelope and put it in the ATM. And does a deposit on Friday night, goes out all weekend, takes his girl for now, goes to dinner a couple times. And then Sunday afternoon, he’s cleaning out his car and he realized the check that he was supposed to put inside the envelope for the ATM had fallen down to the side of the car. He’s like, Hey, what should I do? I said, well, I’d call the bank and the bank is closed, of course, because it’s Sunday and it’s the 1980s.
So he shows up literally when the bank opened at 9am. And they said, oh, wow, you’re really lucky because this is total fraud and we were calling the police. We were literally on the phone with them to deal with you and someone else that did the same thing. And he says, no, it was just an accident. So needless to say, they said, well, one thing that people do that’s really stupid as they go out when they would do this. And this is back in the eighties, they would then go and make a second deposit and put the check in thinking, oh, this will write.
They’ll just do the math. No, no, no. They think you have two checks and they’ll freeze your account and it’s the last thing you wanted to. But that’s how close this guy got to them calling the cops on him. These people are going to jail. Okay. So again, the best videos are the people that are just laughing, the people that just pissed the money away. And my favorite are the people that talked about how I had thousands of dollars in the account and now I don’t have access to my account anymore. Of course not. Of course you don’t have access to your account anymore because you did this bank fraud.
So did anybody out there try the infinite money hack? Please. I know my audience is smarter than that. So I know that nobody did this, but wow, wow, wow, wow. So again, fraud, jail. These people are going, you’re going to see people perp walked is what’s going to happen because JP Morgan is furious over this. So once again, deposited fake check, transferred money, did nefarious things with it, took money out that wasn’t theirs and they called it the infinite money hack. Okay. Yeah. And again, let me know. Never underestimate the stupidity of people. Let’s talk about our sponsor, Chuck Norris.
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Now again, hard work and look at this guy’s so Bravo Jose. Okay. I mean, amazing guys. Okay. This is not ripping off a bank. But look at that. It’s wild how high he gets it. Yes, I gave him money. And I’ve just seen that guy so many times with those huge massive loads. And then you’ve got people trying to steal from a bank. So next thing, Volkswagen, Volkswagen has been around for, you know, 75 years. Well, guess what, guys, the finance chief for the company says that they have a lot of money. They have two years to turn the brand around, or they’re going to be in trouble.
They’re going to close two plants right now. And they’re trying to save the brand right now. Think about this. If you’ve got Volkswagen, it could go out of business. Now, they’ve had scandal after scandal. And they had the thing where they lied about the mileage and things like that, you know, five, six, seven years ago, whenever that started. And that did not help. But this is bad news because if Volkswagen is going to go down, what are these, you know, ridiculous EV car brands, you know, what chance do they have? How about this? None. They don’t, they don’t have a chance.
So I bought a car once the tremendous deal from my ex wife’s employer. Hey, they don’t make this Plymouth anymore. And I will never forget the problems that I had when we had parts issues. I can’t get it can’t get it. Sorry. You know, it was just a disaster. So with that being said, you’re going to see more and more of that. And the next thing is that a great story out of Florida where somebody bought a used car. And when they took the car for repairs, they realized that the airbags had been deployed in the car.
And they were never told that. And then they were put together in such a shoddy way that it was dangerous. And they ended up suing the dealership over this. So this has been a real problem because certain things are very expensive. Find out when you guys buy anything, do a little research on it. Do a little research of the car facts, do a little research to see if the car’s been in an accident and have these people commit to this because I’m telling you, as people get more desperate, they do more desperate things to get things out the door and to get money from you.
It’s that simple. So this is Newport Beach, California. A few cities over inland next to Anaheim is a city called Garden Grove. They’re finding card skimmers at the gas stations that steal all your data, your ATM data, everything. But they’re so sophisticated and so small if you go to a gas station, you may want to consider walking inside and giving them the card. You may want them to do that because it’s so bad right now in certain areas. So look at it. If it doesn’t look right here in California, they have a sticker over it that says that this device has not been tampered with.
If you don’t see that, don’t use it. Just do yourself a favor because of how bad it is. That’s one of the other islands over there. That one, no cars in the island. You have to walk to the island or take your little golf cart. It’s a snobby snob snob festival over there. The people are rude. Okay, why are you filming? You getting my house and on camera? Yeah, I am. Don’t forget to like and subscribe. I love getting up early in the morning. It has been so blazing hot out here lately that it is here at the water.
It’s super hot. It’s well over 80 right now. It’s crazy. A couple things. The rumor is Elon Musk has been tasked to be the efficiency expert for the government. Could you imagine if this comes true? Oh my gosh. I mean, it would be funny because not only does that guy not need another job, but it would just be funny because of how I would just see the government red tape that they would get rid of. So it’ll be interesting to see if things like that come to fruition or not. There is a beautiful area inside of New York City called Canary Wharf Canary Wharf.
I had to get this story from the UK and Steven sent me this one. And here you have office buildings that guys are just that they’re the vacancy rate is crazy, but they’re starting to go to auction for these buildings and they’re getting like single, you know, bids at auction. But here’s the staggering thing that really blew me away. 20 Churchill Place, 76% occupancy. That’s the good one. One Canada Square has got 64% occupancy. And five Churchill back in 2023, it had 98% not anymore, guys. And then the worst one is seven colonnade. This office building has a 7% occupancy rate, 7%.
How do you how do you have an office building and only 7% of the people are occupying it. But that whole area, the Canary Wharf area is suffering from businesses that are closing. And it’s and it’s infectious when this happens. Now, there’s a restaurant. I want to get the name of this restaurant right in Santa Monica. Um, that is going out of business after 18 months. And the thing about this is that it is Isla. And Isla is going down for the count. And the chef Brian Bourneman, you know, talked about all the problems that they’ve had lately.
They just cannot keep people coming to the restaurant. They cannot spend. People don’t have the discretionary income. Now, again, two things. Santa Monica, you guys saw that two weeks ago when I went out there, it’s an absolute hellhole. And you’re starting to see things like that close. People don’t want to risk their lives. You have to go to the parking structure. I know exactly where this place is that got to go to the parking structure and walk down the street and walk through the torrent of homeless people and drug addicts and and just crime that you have to take your life in to your own hands to go to an expensive restaurant that people know you’re an expensive restaurant.
That sounds like fun. One thing I’ve noticed this morning walking out here is that right on the water. Okay, that you’ve never seen. Occasionally, you’ll see a listing. You got one there. You got one here. And then you got one at the street. You got more and more of these things for sale. I’ve never seen three houses on this street for sale. And by the way, that’s your backyard there. Okay. So, millions of dollars. And what street is this stand? This is Edgewater over here. It wraps around and they rename it when you turn the corner.
But I’ll show you guys the other one as I walk back. Sign of the times, guys, when it comes to the economy and people can sit there and tell me how great it is. And you need to calm down and things aren’t that bad where I live. They’re not. They’re not bad for these people. Those people are loaded, man. Oh, yeah, let’s get rid of that second house. You know, that’s the problem that these people have. They don’t have the problem of, oh, let’s go steal from JP Morgan. You know, come on. That’s not the same clientele, if you know what I mean.
So, let me know about this. Let me know about if you heard that infinite money hack. Infinite money hack. I still… Oh my gosh. Seriously, guys, the best part about that whole story is the Chase employees going, no, no, we’re not going to release the account. Prepare to be arrested. When you make a deposit in an ATM, this guy brought up such a great point that I didn’t bring up earlier. And that is that your face is on camera. Because people start saying, hey, it wasn’t me that did this. Well, we have you on camera. We have the picture of you making the deposit.
Because internally, like when you make a deposit and there’s a question, what they do is they pull up the photo and it’s got like a, let’s just call it a booking sheet. But it’s got a sheet on it with the people’s face on it. Now, one of the tech guys was telling me yesterday, he believes that when you do the little picture of the phone, that it’s taken a picture of the person that actually makes the deposit. That I can’t verify or not. But they know it’s you and you’re the one in your own account putting the money in there.
So, let us know what you think about this with these houses. I’ll finish it up by the other one that’s for sale and you guys can take a look at it. I’m going to finish this video with these last couple stories. And I just had a really good time with this one. The stupidity of people is really funny. And a couple stories to finish this. First one is, there was a rumor that Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift were going to break up and that their love affair was completely a sham to begin with. Okay. But there was supposedly a letter from his PR agency where they ended up calling the attorneys because if it’s fake, which they say it is, it looks really good.
But who would document something like this? Hey, listen, on the 24th, we’re going to break up and, you know, it’s because of X, Y, and Z. And you’re not as serious about me as I am about you. Whatever. Okay. Who cares? Okay. So, she’ll just write a song about you, bro. I mean, it’ll be nice. Oh, by the way, there’s the other house for sale. Three and a half. It’s one of the three houses on the street, which you guys, this is just unheard of. Understand. Hello, it’s unheard of. Sign of the times. So final, final story is there was a guy that you’ve seen.
If you, if you watch one football highlight film, season or anything, there has been a guy, a moron named chief Seholac who would get himself all dressed up and be like a painted face. Chief Seholac, and he would go to every single chief’s game. Okay, Xavier Babadur. Now Xavier had a problem because he was a bank robber, legitimate bank robber, illegitimate bank robber, and a lot of crime in this video. Anyways, this guy would go rob banks and finally got caught and people said, hey, it looks like the guy, the chief’s aaholic guy.
Anyways, he got 17 and a half years. He stole over $800,000 to finance him traveling with the team and the team would sit there and we love our fans and we love chief’s aaholic. I love the National Felon League. Don’t you guys? They’re the best. Best. Okay. Anyways, please don’t forget to the like button. You could live on this street too. Okay. This house behind me, last time this was for sale, that was 17.5 million. Okay. Anyways, I don’t know what it sold for. Like, subscribe, email me hello at iallegedly.com. Don’t forget the private channel.
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