Get it? Because The Onion is a fake news website, and they think that Infowars, they say Infowars is a fake news website. So The Onion supposedly bought it. So they were celebrating. They were having their laughs on Thursday. But then the very next day, there was an emergency hearing. And a judge ruled that the supposed auction was a little bit shady and halted the sale of the website, of the assets, of the studio. And it is now back, at least temporarily, in the hands of Alex Jones. Well, here we are back at the Infowars studios.

I thought it was bought by The Onion. I heard they bought it. He has a sink because that’s what Elon Musk brought in when he bought Twitter. He said, let that sink in. Kind of an interesting joke, making it into a meme. So let that sink in. He’s back. Or they got it in an auction. Turned out it was a rigged auction. Turned out the judge didn’t authorize that auction. Turns out they colluded on the bids beforehand and not told the real people that came to bid. Oh, yes, there’s plenty more to get into.

But real quick, subscribe to my channel for new here and check back on a regular basis. You’re not going to find independent analysis and content like this anywhere else. Newsweek magazine, Infowars sale to The Onion to be reviewed by judge. News Nation, the sort of wannabe centrist cable channel where, unfortunately, Fredo works. Alex Jones, Infowars not yet sold amid auction concerns. The Onion looked to have purchased Infowars on Thursday. The Texas judge has paused the sale due to legitimacy concerns. And even Elon Musk is involved. Thankfully, he restored Alex Jones’ account last year, as you probably saw.

And this from NBC News. Elon Musk’s X-Corp files notice in Alex Jones’ Infowars bankruptcy case. Now, I don’t know exactly what this is about, but I’m just assuming that it means that they don’t believe that whoever is trying to take claim over the Infowars Twitter account actually has the authorization for Twitter, for X, to turn over those accounts to someone else. They’re still Alex’s accounts. This was some of the liberal media celebrating the news on Thursday. No joke, the Onion parody website buys Alex Jones’ Infowars out of bankruptcy. Here are a few of the clowns trying to wrestle the studio and the website and the domain name out of Alex’s hands.

Overnight, the judge in charge of this put a hold on your purchase, raising questions about the process, raising questions about transparency in the bidding process. What do you make of that? Are you confident this is still going to go through? Yeah, look, we won the bid. We own Infowars, and we are very excited. But is it true that you didn’t have the highest bid? Yes, because that’s what Alex Jones has been saying. We did have the highest bid when you take into account the family’s concessions here. They made a concerted effort to make this the best and highest bid for everybody involved.

Excuse me, sir, did you actually have the highest bid, or was there some shady business going on here? Well, you know, so what’s happening here is that a patriotic group placed a higher bid than the Onion in order to then operate the Infowars website studio as it is, and then just keep Alex Jones and the staff on. So Alex would just be the host of a company that he was working for instead of a company that he had previously owned. But the people overlooking the supposed auction decided to claim that the winner of the auction was somebody who placed a lower bid, but then they promised to allegedly provide more money later.

But that’s not how it was supposed to work, because this was a cash auction, a cash bid. So them promising proceeds to the plaintiffs of future earnings from the website once they own it shouldn’t have been allowed to be factored in. That’s not how auctions work. You make a cash offer, a cash bid, and then the highest bidder wins. But this was all done in secret. Even if the courts ruled that the Onion is the next rightful owner of the website, and by the way, they’re actually planning on using it as a satirical website.

That’s how stupid they are. That would be like trying to rebrand Kleenex into a brand of furniture. Like just not going to work. Infowars will always be Alex Jones. And he already set up another studio and another company, the Alex Jones Network at alexjones.network. It also has their own Twitter account where they’re broadcasting from on Thursday with over a million viewers. And this from the Atlantic. Alex Jones just went somewhere else. The Inforest founder is already broadcasting his conspiracy theories on a new site. Well, what did you think he was going to do? Just go away and shut up? This from NBC News.

Alex Jones lost Infowars. Well, we’ll see about that. But succeeded in ushering in a new era of right-wing media. Yes, that’s right. Total victory. This is the new Twitter account, by the way. AJN Live, Alex Jones Network. I have personally had Inforest.com bookmarked in my browser and been a regular listener since at least 2005. Back before YouTube, before Twitter, before all the social media sites, when the only way to listen to a show was to live stream it on Inforest.com. That’s what a pioneer Alex Jones has been. And by the way, also, for those who don’t know, for the new viewers, those who missed me mentioning this in previous videos, I’ve also gratefully been a regular guest on Alex’s show about every year for the last 19 years since 2005.

Alex Jones played not only a pivotal role in inspiring me to do what it is that I do, but also gave me the boost back in 2011 so that I could quit my day job and go full-time by literally just fronting me the money to help me print a couple thousand copies of one of my books. And then with that extra cushion, I quit my day job. And then I went all in on YouTube and writing. I have the audio interviews saved from many of my appearances on Alex’s show over the years, getting back to, I think, even my first appearance.

But let me just show you this clip. Others have seen this. I played this before, but for the new viewers, for those who have missed it, this is Alex and I talking back in 2009 about, well, one of my favorite subjects. Can you guess what it is? It all goes back to Operation Mockingbird, which was started back in the 50s. And this is, again, this is not just me saying this or Alex saying this. There was a congressional hearing back in the 1970s, in the mid 70s, that uncovered that the CIA was paying reporters to plant stories and also gatekeep.

So that was 2009, 15 years ago, before I think he was even having guests Skype in to the show. So that was just me calling in like we used to on old-fashioned radio shows before the sort of digital revolution fully went into swing. So bookmark alexjones.network in your browser and follow them on the few social media platforms that will still actually allow free speech. And if you want to support my channel and get yourself a great shirt, head on over to the newly redesigned markdice.com and order this fantastic limited edition special order Trump Claus sweater.

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