Today we delve deep into the dark underbelly of the greatest illusion of our time: Disney theme parks. In a stunning turn of events, these beloved attractions have witnessed a massive attendance drop. But fear not, for I, your intrepid truth seeker, will expose the hidden forces undermining the magic of Walt’s iconic empire. Brace yourselves, as I reveal the eerie similarities and shocking parallels between the Target and Bud Light marketing fiascos and Disney’s mysterious decline.